Cleor vs. Caroot

Craptor oono

Hey hey hey r u ready for craptor 1 yeet ok so anyways
Cleor stares intently out the very conveniently placed window. "Honk" she honked sadly, feeling very much of defeat and sorrow. Over the past few years she has been living with the strange family called "the morris" cleor has learned to poop on white rugs and throw up on pillows. That is all. Cleor has hated the young one of the name Caroot since she first laid eyes on her, but secretly started to gain a massive crush on the dumb hoomun. Cleor sniffed Caroot's foot romantically. Caroot kicked Cleor's face and xd'ed very hard. She xd'ed so hard Cleor had to bang her head on the ground to stop hearing her xd. Cleor hates it when Caroot xd's because it is so hot. Cleor honked loudly at Caroot, challenging her to a duel. Caroot excepted and played "the 10 duel commandments" from hammy Hampton. Cleor honked to 9, pulling a George Eaker and biting Caroot's foot. Caroot extended her arm to cleor and pried her off her nice foot. She throw cleor at the door and honked in pain. Cleor looked up at her and honked "I'm sorry Phillip" and Caroot looked her dead in the eyes and said "ok can i just say something crazy"
Then suddenly they broke in to song.
Cleor: I love crazy.
Caroot: All my life has been a series of doors in my face- OOF and then suddenly i boomp into uuu
Cleor: I was thinking the same thing cuz like- ive been searching my whole life to find my own place- and maybe its the party talking... Or those vvv nice white rugs
Caroot: BUT WITH YOUUUU
Cleor: but with you i found my place
Caroot: I SEE YOUR FACE!!!
Cleor and Caroot: AND ITS NOTHING LIKE I'VE EVER KNOWN BEFORE-
Caroot: LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR
Caroot: LOVE IS AN OPEN- DOOR
Cleor: doorrrrr
Cleor and Caroot: LIFE CAN BE SO MUCH MORE
Caroot: With you!
Cleor: With you!
Caroot: with you!
Cleor: WITH YOU
Cleor and Caroot: love is an open dooorrrrr
Music: do do do dooo do do did oo do do do do
Cleor: I mean it's crazy!
Caroot: What?
Cleor: We finish eachothers-
Caroot: CHEEZ-ITS!
Cleor: thats what i was gonna say!!
Cleor and Caroot: I've never met someone who thinks so much like me-
Cleor and Caroot: SKEET
Cleor and Caroot: SKEET AGAIN
Cleor and Caroot: Our mental sync to no za lo za to on at or can't help but oono explanation.
Cleor: You
Caroot: And i
Cleor: Were
Caroot: Just
Cleor and Caroot: Meant To BEEEEEE
Cleor and Caroot: Say good byeee to the pain of the past- we dont have to feel it anymoreeee
Cleor and Caroot: LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR
Cleor and Caroot: LOVE IS AN OPEN- DOOORRRRRRR
Cleor and Caroot: LIFE CAN BE SO MUCH MORE
Caroot: with u!
Cleor: with u!
Caroot: with u!
Cleor: WITH U!!
Cleor and Caroot: Love is an open door....
Cleor: Can i say some thing nuts? Will you marry me?
Caroot: Can i say something even more Nut??? No. Im a married independent skinny legend leave me and my kids alone or i am getting a restraining order