Love at First Chat

C H A T 07

Stranger: Pano ko sasabihin kay mama to? Baka palayasin niya ako sa bahay huhu

You: OA (-_-)

Stranger: sorry na babe♡

You: Don't babe me. I'm not a pig.

Stranger: Ayaw mo nun? Ano nalang gusto mo itawag ko sayo?

You: Wala.

Stranger: corny naman

Stranger: Dapat may tawagan tayo. Alam ko na.

Stranger: Uhm sweety pie?

Stranger: Mango pie?

Stranger: Apple pie?

Stranger: Strawberry pie?

Stranger: Pinapple pie?

You: Eh kung binabato kaya kita ng pie dyan?!

Stranger: Honeybunch?

Stranger: Sugar plum?

Stranger: Nerds?

Stranger: Bean boozled?

Stranger: Choco boo?

Stranger: Bae?

Stranger: Munchkin?

You: Ginawa mo naman akong candy corner at donut.

Stranger: ihh ano na kasi

You: I don't believe in such shits. For me, pag-tawag lang sa normal na pangalan ng isa't- isa ay sapat na.

You: Mas may spark pa nga yun e.

You: Hey still there?

Stranger: Uh yeah sorry. You just remind me of someone.

You: Bitch I'm unique.

You: But anyways, who?

Stranger: Forget it. Anyhow, if that's what you want then fine by me.

Stranger: Tatawagin nalang kitang Sandy >:)

Stranger: Parang yung squirrel sa Spongebob Squarepants haha

You: Fine. But in return I'll call you Andy. I assume your whole name is Andrei.

You: Am I right or am I right?

Stranger: You assumed wrong m'lady. My whole name is Andrea ;)

Stranger: Haha kiddin.

Stranger: Pero ano yung choices dun? Pareho lang naman ihh

Stranger: Tsaka parang pambabae yung pangalan.

You: Bakit? May angal ka?

Stranger: Wala po boss. Sabi ko nga ang ganda ganda ng pangalan na yan.

Stranger: Sino ba may nag-rereklamo
dyan? Lumabas na. I-uuper cut ko.

You: Good.

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XOXO, himerenee