The ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Book 2

my daily problem

How my entire body functions:

Brain;

[Positivity]: Ahhh love and happiness is such a good thing! Leik srly!

[Negativity]: lol dafuq u sayin? luk at da world- full of war, angst, gore, hatred, death- that is dat bezt fella

Me: stfu u two

Heart;

Me: OMG HEART I LOVE THIS ANIME CHARACTERRRR
OR LEN IDEK
WHICH HUSBANDO SHOULD I CHOOSE-? ;W;

Heart: ......I'm only here to privide and pump blood. Nothing more, nothing less. Idek y u think I feel anything -_-

Me: oH-
Welp XDXD

Eyes;

Eyes: Uhhhhh
I'm tiredddddd
My grade is going higher and higher everyday

Me: sry m8 gadgets is laifu

[5 hours later]

Eyes: I swear my grade is 666 now....

Me: ohgODNO-

Stomach;

Stomach: need... food.... chocolate.. deserts.... hhhhh

Me: I just ate an hour ago -_-

Stomach: pls... I need... it.......

Me: fINE-

[In the middle of eating]

Stomach: OMG I CAN'T HOLD ANY MORE LONGER YOU MIGHT PUKE

Me: WHAT ?!? THIS IS WHY I DON'T TRUST YOU!!!

Stomach: WHO WAS THE ONE WHO MADE YOU BECOME 3RD PLACE IN DA SCIENCE QUIZ BEE?
HM?
OFC YOUR GUTS!

Me: ...uhhh true...

Body;

Body: just lay down in the sofa~ watch youtibe and wattpad~

Me: But... fineeeee

Body: yep~ now rest there~

Me: it wouldn't hurt...

[5 hours later]

Me: I knew I shOULDN'T HAVE TRUSTED YOU--

Help my soul ;w;

Soul: you're killing me every single day pls kill yourself

Me: ;W;