"Emma I think I need to find you a hospital" "no no no jacoby it's ok I'm gonna be just fine" Emma said (sounding drunk as usual). "WHO THE HECK IS JACOBY" Zoe screams at her, thinking she needs a mental hospital, " MY HISBAND" emma violently screamed in response"Emma your 14, your too young for marriage" "holy crap you sound like my mother" she answered "I am your mother" "what" "what" the girls continued. on the path in the woods Emma walking like she's drunk as usual. Acting as if she was drunk(as usual) Emma began to sing the llama song on a continues loop "happy llama sad llama mentally disturbed llama super llama drama llama big fat mama llama" "Emma shut your piehole" "oooohhh I like pie" Emma exclaimed, she began bouncing again, Zoe started to wonder why they are friends. "Did anybody water George bush?" Emma asks out of nowhere. "Yes Emma somebody totally watered a human" "well I mean people need water to survive so technically somebody did water him" "Emma those are the smartest words you have ever said, and you still think 10+10= 1010" "it's not 1010?!" " no Emma ok going to send you back to kindergarten" Zoe told her "yay I love kids!!" "Oh my lord I'm going to send you to a mental hospital in a box" "yay I like boxes and cardboard"
Authors note
Hi, I know Emma is a complete idiot, she is half way based of me but more like me mixed with a psychopath😀 also I know the ending to death note was very anticlimactic but i don't really care and I ran out of ideas.
-grace
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Dragons!!!!
Humor2 middle school girls, Emma and zoey go into the woods to find dragons
