*Edd's cringy ass pov*
I waku dowen tay stirs from mee room to thee kitchan. I opan thay frickge and grab a (bag of) coke. Some fag hugs mee from the beehind and i be the supriseds and i turn the around to sees tomu-kun desu >wwwWWWWWeDFhhn7(;!(:)/;?35()) bqteth.
"Oh ehm geeee tomu koon naows not thee tiem for gay" i say as i waku to tay kouch tomu koon folloos mee and seys "evree tiem is gai tiem" "no shet" i seys den tommu koon keeses mee on tay leeps and i b turends onsss!!1!1!1!1!1
*Trods pev*
I walku dowen tay stirs and see two gay ass male degenerates makin ouets XDDDDDDDD
(Isnt it beautiful)
"HOREE SHITU" i sayses in a retarded ching chong accent
*Edds pev*
"OMGGGGGGG TROD GIT TAYJ FOOK OUT MI ROOM I PLAYING MINECRAFT"
"Ok" trod shots hemsalf in hed
Mi an tomu koon go to hes rom and he claps two times and den all ir cloths coms ofs
"OMGGGG U R MAGEESHON I IS TREND ON REUT NEW" i ses
Den matu comes in XDDD
"IM HERE, IM QUEER" (refrence hehe)
"HOREE FAKU GETU OUTA MAH ROOMU" tommu koon ses xDDddD
Den tommu lik the dong and hee says "DING DONG, I LIKE SHLONG"
I blushu like an animu school grill and says: "I DOODOO TOODOO"
Den tommu koon succ tay ding dong ching chong ping pong and we 69 like this sex tape
Den we both jizz a shit-color liquid then we die.
Mattu kun coms in thay rom and seys: "HI HI, IM BI" then dies.
All tayj fangrills come in and make ~shetty~ BEAUTIFUL fan"art" and they steel all our hot pockets. Then tey die too. Then Warld wer thray happens. Then we all dye...our hair. Then we all die
THAY END
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FanficThis is for my old/new friend and you know who you are This is lemon cause when life gives you lemons, you make sinnamonade (idk) -Hentaibiotics 2017 Beautiful art by me