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Morgan Trudy: Hello. I’m happy you could all make it to this therapy session.

Zepp: Well, it’s the rules. *snickers*

John: *Facepalm*

Morgan Trudy: Anyways, this therapy session will be consisting of different activities to help us get to know each other better.

Mark: Yeah, I think John already knows about all of us.

John: *Glares at Mark*

Morgan Trudy: So, let’s first of all just share our names and say one fun fact about our self, shall we? Here, I’ll go first. Hello, my name is Morgan Trudy, and I have been a therapist for two years now.

Cecil: You know, “therapist” spells out the words, “The Rapist”?

Morgan Trudy: Well don’t worry, I’m not a rapist. John, how about you go next?

John: My name is John Kramer, and me and my ex wife, Jill, *points to Jill* were going to have a baby and name it after the meat packaging factory, Gideon, but, we had a miscarriage *Glares at Cecil*

Cecil: Hey! It wasn’t exactly me! It was Amanda who wanted the drugs!

Amanda: Shut up Cecil.

Cecil: When you say my name, God, it drives me crazy! You drive me crazy, babe!

Morgan Trudy: Okay, so now we know John. Amanda, do you want to go next?

Amanda: My name is Amanda Young, and I was a junkie before John helped me.

Mark: Once a junkie, always a junkie.

Amanda: Shut up, drunk.

Mark: You’re hot.

Amanda: *blushes*

Morgan Trudy: Okay, Mark, how about you go next, hm?

Mark: My name is Mark Hoffman, and I love to drink! Woo! *Winks at Amanda*

Amanda: *Blushes then rolls eyes*

Cecil: Hey, you hitting on my girl Hoffman!?

Amanda: *Face goes red* I’m not your girl Cecil!

Cecil: Come on babe, you know you are.

Morgan Trudy: Okay, Jill, you’re up next.

Jill: My name is Jill Tuck and all of you guys are bitches. I hate you all.

Adam: But you don’t even know me!

Jill: *Shoots a stare at Adam*

Morgan Trudy: Okay, Zepp, you next?

Zepp: Hey everyone, my name is Zepp Hindle, and I nearly killed Diana!

Lawrence: BITCH YOU WILL DIE! *Runs at Zepp*
 
*Mark and Adam grab Lawrence and force him back into his chair*

Morgan Trudy: Lawrence, do you mind sharing who Diana is?


Lawrence: She’s my daughter. *Takes out picture of her and shows everyone*

Everyone: Aw

Lawrence: *Puts picture away*

Zepp: Yeah, I remember her…

Lawrence: *snarls*

Morgan Trudy: Okay, next, Cecil?

Cecil: Hey, my name is Cecil Adams, and I love My Little Pony. Come on, who doesn’t?

John: My Little Pony…

Cecil: I used to wonder what friendship could be *Grins*

Jill: Until I found the magic in me.

Lawrence: Big adventures

Adam: Tons of fun

Amanda: A beautiful heart--

Mark: SHUT UP!

Morgan Trudy: Okay, Lawrence, how about you share a bit about you?

Lawrence: Okay… My name is Lawrence Gordon and I am a doctor.

Adam: My little doctor *winks*

Lawrence: You know it, hun.

John: Lawrence, is there something going on here?

Adam: Tell him, come on, and tell them all.

Lawrence: Well… Adam and I are dating. And…---

Adam: No! Don’t tell them the last part… not yet…

Amanda: I always knew it.

John: I remember spotting you guys share a little peck in the bathroom

Adam: Hey, you were asleep, how were we supposed to know that you were still alive!?

Amanda: Kiss… Kiss…Kiss… *peoples join in the chant* Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Lawrence: *Leans over and kisses Adam on the cheek*

John: Aw… true love. I remember when I was in it. Wait, I still am *Smiles sweetly at Jill*

Jill: I dumped you. Get over it John.

John: You know you still love me.

Morgan Trudy: Okay, Adam, how about you share some information about yourself?

Adam: Well… my name is Adam Stanheight… and… I’m expecting.

Amanda: What!? No way!

Adam: Well, not exactly… Lawrence and I are adopting…

Zepp: Congrats bro!

Cecil: Amanda… I love you…

Amanda: Shut up Cecil, this is Adam and Lawrence’s moment.

Adam: Thank you all.

Eric: Boy or girl?

Adam: Well, we talked over it, and we want a little girl *Smiles and carefully takes Lawrence’s hand*

Jill: Congratulations you two. I hope you and your daughter do well.

Adam: I’m tearing up! *Gets tissue out of no where and wipes eye*

Morgan Trudy: See how much we’re bonding and getting to know each other? Okay, last but not least, Eric. How about you share now?

Eric: Okay. Hello all, my name is Eric Matthews, and I’m a cop.

John: You attacked me!

Eric: You were hiding my son!

John: He was right beside you in a safe you idiot!

Eric: Well Daniel---

Amanda: Daniel and I are dating.

Eric: *Turns quickly towards Amanda* you’re what!? I’m not letting my son date a fucking junkie!

Amanda: I’m not a junkie anymore, prick!

Eric: Oh I’m the prick!?

Amanda: Yeah, you’re the prick! Daniel and I are even running away! *Covers mouth really quickly*

Eric: God damn it.

Amanda: I’m sorry; I wasn’t supposed to say anything…

Eric: Well. It looks like I’m losing my son again. Please, just write his mom and I a lot?

Amanda: Sure *Smiles sweetly*

Morgan: Okay, well, its five o’clock, time for you all to go home for the night. See you all same time tomorrow?

Every one: Got it!

*Everyone stands up from their seat and walks out the door*

Cecil: Come on babe *Puts arm around Amanda*

Amanda: *Blushes and hugs Cecil*

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