Day 5 of Therapy

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Morgan Trudy: MARK AND PETER SIT DOWN NOW!

Mark: But, but, Morgan…

Morgan Trudy: We need to start our therapy, and then you get the whole weekend to yourself.

Daniel: This is just like school.

*Peter and Mark sit down*

Morgan Trudy: Alright. Now, we can start. As most of you know, therapy is only the week, and then you get the whole weekend away; But it starts again on Monday, and no skipping.

John: Darn.

Jill: *roles eyes*

Morgan Trudy: Alright, today we will be just telling everyone about ourselves, alright?

Zepp: A’ight.

John: Can I go first?

Morgan Trudy: Why, of course John! Tell us all about yourself!

John: Alright… Well… My name is John Kramer, but most of you know me as Jigsaw, or The Jigsaw Killer. My ex-wife is Jill *points to Jill* But she broke up with me. *stars to cry* and… And I just… I just don’t understand why! I tried to be a good husband! I tried to make her happy!

Jill: But you turned into a serial killer.

John: But I didn’t! I just wanted to help people appreciate their lives more *tears start pouring out of his eyes*

Morgan Trudy: Alright, until you calm down, lets learn about someone else, shall we?

Amanda: But we already know about everyone.

Eric: Yeah, why don’t we do something different today other then getting to know one another?

Zepp: Yeah, we do that every day!

Morgan Trudy: Fine… Then what do you guys want to do?

John: PARTY!!! *stands up on chair and starts to dance*

Mark: BOO YEAH! *Gets beer from no where and starts to dance too*

Morgan Trudy: No, no; we can’t party. This is a therapy session, not a private bar.

Mark: Aw…

Morgan Trudy: I’ll ask some questions, and everyone has to answer them honestly, okay?

Jill: Alright *looks around*

Daniel: Sure.

Morgan Trudy: Alright, first question… What is your favorite T.V. show or movie?

Adam: Well which is it?

Morgan Trudy: What do you mean?

Adam: Well, T.V. show, or movie?

Morgan Trudy: T.V. show…

Mark: Mine is probably Totally Spies.

*everyone looks at him*

Peter: What?

Mark: You know, Totally Spies, it’s about three girls who are like, totally spies.

Peter: … What age?

Mark: I don’t know, 17 or so.

Peter: Yum.

Mark: …

Lawrence: Do they wear like, tight clothes, or just a little pink dress?

Mark: Tight spy outfits.

Lawrence: *Grins evilly*

Mark: …

Amanda: Jail.

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