PDH/MyStreet One Shots

#6 Zene (part 1)

(A month without uploading she comes but with a ship. That no one ever asked for, but she not a challenge to drag. So prepare for an attack; and that I mean surprise. Because this motherfucker is about to write an Zene fanfic......... Yep, I just made my own parody of Danisnotfire's diss track about myself...................I have no shame.)

Gene's POV:
        "I can't stand it. I actually can't stand it right now!! I thought Aph said she wasn't going to make the cafe a cosplay cafe! And what does she do! SHE TELLS US THAT WE'RE GOING TO COSPLAY FUCKING ATTACK ON TITAN!!!!" Gene rants while walking back and forth in front of Sasha and Zenix; who weren't listening at all. Sasha was watching Dan and Phil on her phone; while Zenix was reading the latest edition of Naruto. Gene goes on a bit longer hoping that his friends would start listening, but they didn't.
"SASHA! ZENIX!!! WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO THE TRAGEDY THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME!!" Gene yells at them.
Zenix puts down his manga and looks angrily at Gene. "BECAUSE I AIN'T GOT TIME TO LISTEN TO YOUR SORRY ASS; WHEN NARUTO JUST LOST A DEAR FRIEND IN BATTLE!!! I'D RATHER LISTEN TO NARUTO, THAN YOU!!!"
They went on like this for about five minutes before Sasha lost it. She started to growl as if she was a wild wolf (author:THE ULITMA WEREWOLF!!!). Gene and Zenix noticed what was going on. They both had shut up and looked at Sasha terrified.
"Look Sash. We're sorry we didn't mean to interrupt your Dan and Phil stream!" Said a shaken Zenix.
"Y-yeah! What Zenix said!" Gene said.
Sasha just sat there looking at them angrily, until she took a breathe. "Gene, Zenix, what about we talk about our day over some dinner. That way we have no choice, but to listen to each other's problems. AND WE DON'T INTERRUPT THE PRECIOUS ANGELS KNOWN AS DAN AND PHIL!! GOT IT!!!" Both Gene and Zenix agreed with a "Yes Ma'am" and a nod; then went to the kitchen to start dinner, while Sasha continued watching Dan and Phil.

(TIMESKIP BECAUSE WHY THE HELL NOT!)

Zenix's POV

While Zenix and Gene were making dinner; Zenix couldn't help noticing something off about Gene. Grandate he just told by Sasha, but it's always been that way since high school. She only that way when it's during her time of the month. But he could tell it wasn't that, because usually he would just shrug it off.
"Hey Gene, are you all right? You seem a little weird." Said Zenix.
Gene looked up at Zenix, "I'm fine. Just some things on my mind."
"Oh. Well, we can talk about it now or when dinners ready."
Gene blushed a little and said sure. He then got the plates out, while Zenix continued to finish dinner.
Zenix still couldn't help but to worry for his dear friend. The last time when he acted like this is when they were in high school, and they discovered he had a crush on Aphmau. He soon finished dinner and started to put things on the table; and called Sasha to help them.

Third Person POV

          Once everything was set, they all sat down and said a prayer to Lady Irene. After saying the blessing to their goddess, Sasha asked bluntly how was everyone's day. Zenix replied with a great; he got to have a employee discount with all the manga he bought. Since he had worked at Barnes and Noble, they put him with all the manga since he liked anime; so he got all the newest editions of the best manga series, before anyone else.(Author: I want Zenix's job so badly T-T)
          Sasha said her day was decent. She got to buy a new TØP (Twenty Øne Pilots) shirt and bought a Black Butler keychain at her job at Hot Topic. She it was good until her boss told her that she would have to teach the new fledgling worker, that was supposed to start working there. You see, Sasha doesn't mind people. She just hates teaching people, that's why she never went into the education department.
         Now all eyes were on Gene. Gene was quiet for quite the time. That is until Sasha broke his silence.
     "Okay talk Gene. You were disparately trying to get Zenix and I's attention; now you're quiet. Speak." Sasha said.
       "....." he said nothing.
     "Oh come Gene!! What's so bad about cosplaying? Especially if it's Attack on Titan!!!" Zenix said with a glimmer in his eyes; that he always had whenever he talked about anime.
       "I thought you to weren't listening?!?" Gene said confused.
        "It's more like we listened 50/50 of you what said." Sasha proclaimed, with Zenix nod of agreement.
        Gene just sighed,"Well, I guess good news first. Aphmau said when we do cosplay AOT, that I would be the head butler; since she wants me to cosplay Eren Jeager."
        "AWESOME!" Sasha and Zenix said in unison.
          Gene chuckled,"Yeah. Maybe then more people will give me more tips. Anyways, the bad news that Levi will be.......be......"
          "Be who?" said the friends in unison.
            "The person who is s-suppose to cos-cosplay L-Levi is-" Gene couldn't finish instead he turned red, pushed his plate more in front of him; and put his head down.
            "Is it Aphmau!?!?!?!" yelled Zenix. Gene just replied with head shake of "no". Sasha and Zenix thought about it for a while until Sasha had an idea of who it could be.