[C] YAOI Fujoshi-Fudanshi Problems

#100!

😣For Some Reason My Answers Were deleted like what the F*ck... So here's the redo!

Well... We Somehow Mad it to 100! XD the Fujoshi-Fudanshi Fandom is Real...

So This Chapter I'm Just Gonna List off Stereo Typical Things I See in BL And How I Reacted to Them...

Here We Go!

Gender Roles

Ehhh Its Kinda Required unless they're both Versatile

Scene In The Rain

What the Fuck don't leave each other! Also you'll catch a cold if you just stand there hugging!

That Jerk In Glasses

He's gonna do someone in the butt right? Oh wait! So moe.... He's gonna be the Uke...

I Hope Senpai Notices Me

He has noticed you, like 6 months ago And has be stalking you with binoculars.... He plans on devouring you whole! Run My Baby, Run!

The Line, "If It's you It's Ok..."

(●—●) your getting it in the butt... I think unless your properly prepared its gonna hurt my lil' Uke...

Stalking

As Long as It Works out in the end and you guys are friends first... I don't think that's bad...

Wacky Misunderstandings

He loves you! Its just a misunderstanding! Besides he's not into women... Oh wait he is?! He's Bi! Crap My Uke! No don't worry he still didn't cheat on you! He finds you to adorable!

Chins Like Steak Knives

Oh, there's the Uke!

Imbalanced Power Dynamics

The Seme is once again spotted eyeing his prey... Suddenly he launches forth scooping up the Uke as he heads off to a secluded area to enjoy his meal. The Ukes Cry's are not heard as the feast begins...

Uke Cry's During Sex

*Cry's also*

Condoms

What's that? Oh wait Hey Heu

Sparkly Backgrounds

So Kind

Flowery Backgrounds

So Princely

Free Space In Seme's Place

Yah, the uke will move in and be devoured everyday...

Gross Sound Effects

Lots and lots... Or not enough

Oddly Drawn Feet

WTF?

Fandom's

Not enough

Yaoi Hands

So big

Women In BL

Dreadful Harpies, Fellow Fujoshis, or Understanding Friends

The Penis

The Penis can't do that!

Seme Licking His Fingers

You need lube dude...

Butts

(●—●) Ummmm You took 6in+ Yesterday are you ok?

Glowing Cones of Light

WTF? What universe is this?

Sexual Assault

No. I uh *cough* shipped *cough*

Strange Feeling

Your gay.

Kinks

BDSM and Dog/Daddy Kinks Seem Popular

Sadists and Masochistic

To many S. Not Enough M.