Where Am I?---Shmateo Story

Yummy

After I was finished, I walked down the stairs. Ayo and Teo were on the couch doing something. "Ahh nigga I told you I'm cold at fucking 2k!" Ayo said. "Why did you call him a nigger? That is so fucking disrespectful!" Krystal said as she walked down the steps. Teo laughed and shook his head while Ayo said "That's not a bad word. Over time we took the name nigger and changed it to nigga. It means no form of disrespect unless you use it disrespectfully." We stood there astonished. I have to adjust to this. "I'm hungry as fuck!" Teo said scaring the shot outta me. "Boy stop with yo loud ass!" I said causing Ayo to laugh. I waked to the kitchen and asked them what they wanted to eat. I can literally make anything out of anything. You learn a thing or two working in a kitchen all your life. They looked at each other. "Umm anything really, whatever you can make." Teo said. After he said that I got all that I needed and started cooking some fried chicken, collard greens, mashed potatoes with a specially made gravy, and buttermilk biscuits. I even made some lemonade to help them settle. After I finished cooking I set up the table with Krystal's help. "Come on y'all the foods ready!" She yelled at them. I heard them run down the stairs. They walked in the kitchen and their eyes got huge. "Holy shit, this food look bomb as fuck on god!" Ayo said. What the fuck did he just say. "Y'all don't like it?" I asked in a sad tone. "No, this looks like the best fucking meal I'll ever eat!" Teo said while he sat down. Once they sat down me and Krystal poured their drinks and stood on each side of the room. "Y'all not eating?" Ayo asked while putting a spoonful. "Huh, we ain't supposed to...." I said looking back up. "Yes y'all are. Now come sit down, this is so fucking good!" Teo said. Me and Krystal looked at each other and sat down. Towards the end of the dinner, I went to the kitchen to get the apple pie with ice cream that I secretly made. Once I got back, all three of them smiled. "I hope none of y'all allergic to apples!" I said causing them to laugh. I set the apples down in the middle of the table and they started digging in. I smiled and thought 'Shit, I'm gonna like it here!'