i can hack - Light Novel

Chapter 1

"Ugh", He said, "I have to deal with this shit again". It seems like I'm not the only one who is going for that USB. "Well, where is it?", I asked. I need that USB badly, it contained information of the CIA, stuff that the whole world needs to know. So, I'm going to be the one who releases it to the public. "I'll walk you to where it is", He exclaimed. For some reason, I feel like this is a bad choice. Letting him go like this, anything can happen. We walk up the stairs with total silence except the steps, creaking here and there. This house feels like it is gonna collapse any second. As we reach the bedroom, I start to get mixed feelings about this choice. He opens one of his desk drawers and pulls the USB out. "Here it is", He pointed. I grab the USB and start examine it but, my head starts ringing. I look around myself, my eyes blurry as hell. But, I was able to notice a shovel. A motherfucking shovel. I guess I doubted the power of a shovel. But, I still have enough power to reach in for my knife. I hastily reach for my pocket a grab my knife and enter my combat stance. Even though I got hit in the head with a shovel, I have to keep pushing through. My goal isn't going to end here. I jump back a little bit and get a clear view of the current situation I am in.

This person has a shovel and I have a knife. But, in this case I am in the disadvantage. I decide to strike first without any hesitation, 3 hits, all blocked by that damn shovel. Soon, he rushed in with his shovel head on. The pressure of the shovel was overcoming my knife but, I still kept going. Then a light bulb exploded in my head. What is a mans most precious part? Their balls. I kick his balls not that hard even. And then I was approached with, "What the fuck!", he screamed in agony. He was gripping his balls tightly, trying to stop the pain. But, having experience with getting kicked in the balls, it takes a bit of time for the pain to disappear. I hastily get my chloroformed cloth out of my backpack and gently press it against his face. I hear the muffled screams through the  cloth but, in no time he passes out.   I drag his body onto his bed to make it seem like a dream, like this never happened. I grab the USB and start to head out but, then I forgot to do the last step. I open the same drawer in which the USB was taken from and replace it with a clean USB with similar features. But, as I was closing the drawer something caught my eye. A full pack of condoms! Not even one was taken out! "Damn!", I chuckle, "He thought he was gonna get laid!". I guess there wasn't a reason for me not to take it, the size was correct (XL) and I was running kinda low. I stuff the condoms in my pocket and make my way out of the house.