My dangonronpa crap

Ghost stories

Hiyoko: are you sure your not going to die?
Aoi: are you talking about the piano ghost?
Hiyoko: AHA!
Aoi: I told you, I'm going to be fine. What are you so worried about?
Hiyoko: because Souda is gay.
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Chihiro: maybe Monomi is right, instead of fighting your enemies you should try and make friends with them.
Togami: your a loser, and he should join the football team.
Chihiro: yeah, what if you have a hidden talent like Paris Hilton being an actress! Oh, stratch that-
Sayaka: 93631! (I didn't here what she actually said) strive forward in the greatness of his strength!
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Togami: ITS TIME TO GO GREAT STAMPEEDEE ON HER ASS!
Hiyoko: *running*
Togami: YOU WANNA BE AN AIRFORCE RANGER, YOU WANNA LIVE A LIFE OF DANGER, YOU DONT WANT TO GET RAPED BY STRANGERS!
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Togami: you can't cancel festival, one little retarded girl has her heart set on this thing! Not to mention all the hours and hours her very handsome personal trainer helping the little dweeb, of you won't consider that think about all the Halo playing and monkey spanking I sacrificed!
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Sayaka: oh you'd be surprised on how many transgressions a filthy little sinner like you can wrap up in one day!
Aoi: hey, look-
Sayaka: oh, Aoi, let's sing! Jesus loves me- COME ON, YOU KNOW THE WORDS!
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Chihiro: what's going on?
Junko: come rub my nipples.
Chihiro: excuse me?!
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Togami: *running with Aoi* look, a police station! I never thought I'd be happy to see one of those things! Hey, put the donuts down! Drop the Krispy Kream, officer!
Aoi: HAVEYOUSEENMYHOUSEWITHMYFATHERANDMYSISTEAFTERNINE (I didn't here what they actually said..)
Togami: DANG, BOGGLY BOGGITY DIGGITY DOG DIGGTY THIGGITY MC THIGGITY!
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Togami: might be the director going DING!
Chihiro: what do you mean, Togami, I'm fine-
Togami: I can read. Not well, but I can read! And those letters..ARE BACKWARDS!
Aoi: heh?!
Togami: h-hello..backwards..with the letters...mirror image?
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Aoi and Togami: Huh?!
Chihiro: my mirror homies are trying to knock down the front door, like angry Avon ladies.
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Sayaka: like Jesus never stops working for you.
Aoi: a cellphone?! Well, looky there, it would have been nice to know THIRTY MINUTES AGO!
Sayaka: thank you. You can use it if you promise not to be on the phone to long. I know you swimmers take advantage of others.
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Togami: how high are you?!
Chihiro: *on the phone* THERES NO ONE AROUND!! I CANT SEE ANYONE!! IM FREAKING OUT, PARANOID!
Togami: you smoked all of it didn't you! UH, I mean what are you talking about?! There tons of people here!
Chihiro: YOU SMOKED ALL OF IT, THERES NO ONE HERE!
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Aoi: hey, we still havent eaten yet! Let's hit Mcdiggitys!
Everyone: YEAH!
Aoi: your treating, Chihiro.
Chihiro: w-wah?! Why me?!
Aoi: why? Because Transgender people rock!
Chihiro: d-do we all kind of like goustan place cheaper?!
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Ishimaru: the 'v' on my sweater means very important person, but that's beside the point. Now any nominations-
Togami: HI! HI HI HI HI!
Ishimaru: are you telling me YOU wanna run?!
Togami: no, I don't want to run!
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Junko: come on, jump. *trying to get Monokuma to follow her* I SAID JUMP!
Togami: maybe it isn't the bear..
Chihiro: you guys..she's looking right at us, I don't think we hid very well.
Junko: Monokuma? My friends over there think your a rabbit serial killer. And in the movies, this is the part where I foolishly trust you not to kill me, and stick my hand in the cage. * Monokuma tried to bite it* You son of a bitch! *monokuma attacks her* AHH!
Aoi: JUNKO?!
Togami: DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING!
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Aoi: you are pathetic.
Junko: when he died I was afraid I would never hear that voice again..
*le flashbacks*
Monokuma: UPUPUPUPU~
Junko: his funny little requests..
Monokuma: touch me.
Junko: his requests.
Monokuma: touch me harder.
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Junko: MONOKUMA PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BRINGING YOU BACK TO LIFE! THIS WOULD NEVER WORK BETWEEN US! IT WOULD NEVER BE! NOT BECAUSE YOUR A BEAR, BUT YOU LET MAKOTO AND HIS FRIENDS GO!
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Mondo: look what I got *brings baby bears out*
Togami: yo, sensei M! How's it going?
Mondo: cracker.
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Mondo: this reminds me of a story. You know how sometimes the man totally screws the women over.
Junko: yeah?
Mondo: well, this friend of mine dosent what another kid but her husband does, there not using any birth control and the man actually finishes inside of her. Needless to say, she was mad! Isn't that awful?
Junko: YES! YOU TWO TIMING SON OF A BITCH! WHOS GONNA TAKE CARE OF THOSE LITTLE DWEEBS!
Togami: hey, I have an idea, how about we end this episode with a happy moral
Chihiro: like if you leave your children behind, you have to pay your child support on time-
Togami: dead bet dads are not cool!
Everyone but Chihiro: HAHAHAHA!
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Togami: 2.2 c in metric system..who thought this was a good idea again...I'm just a gonna put 100 no one's gonna know.
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*birds fly around and freak Togami out*
Togami: ehe...dang! Everyone's lost! Can't see nothing..just show me the monster! And Nagito! That man is a freak! I mean, I like Kirigiri but Nagitos a freak... is Gundham still screwing Sonia Nevermind? Remember her lips in SDR2...and why do people care about that game so much
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Togami: just stay here, okay? *walks away*
Sayaka: o-okay..what a guy. Leaving me here defenseless in a cemetery, what a guy. -_-
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Sayaka: Jesus saved my butt..
Teruteru: and...a pretty little butt that is.
Sayaka: 0-0
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Akane: *yells in Spanish*
Aoi: * speaks back in Spanish*
Sayaka: huh?
Akane: NO, YOU STUPID A-
Aoi: GRACIAS!
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Aoi: come on you guys.
Everyone: THUNDER CATS GOOO!
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Aoi: holy time machine batman, it's 1993!
Togami: holy parked is Michel Jay Foxs it's Christopher back to the future plot rip off!
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Aoi: mashima shi! I mean, hello. Sorry to call you at this hour, can I speak to Sakura please?
Akane: Sakura? There's no Sakura girl livin here!
Aoi: Aha!
Akane: you better get your crack head butt into some rehab I got no time for this bullsh-