1000 ways to annoy people

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*some of these are off the internet, but I came up with most of them myself! :D *

1. go to the intercom and yell EVERYTHING'S FREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Randomly poke people and say Hi whats your name over and over again until they tell you

3. specify that your drive through order is 'to go'

4. speak only in a robot voice

5. lick all your food and say it is so 'no one can swipe your grub'

6. sniffle a lot

7. stomp on little plastic ketchup packets

8. reply to everything someone says with 'thats what you think'

9. have a conversation with yourself consisting of 'DID YOU HEAR THAT" 'hear what' 'never mind its gone now' and say this until you get bored with it :)

10. sit in your front lawn and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down

11. staple pages in the middle of the page

12. honk and wave to strangers

* ON AN ELEVATOR......*

13. lay down a twister mat and ask people if they want to play

14. press all the buttons and claim that it looks like a christmas tree

15. push the buttons and pretend it shocked you

*im gonna put more ways to annoy people up :) *

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