(Why is is raining?) Cuz the clouds were full and then they decided to go everywhere.
I'm sorry, I was too distracted by the nothingness.
(I was distracted by the thinking that was going on in my head) Oh, I don't have that problem.
(I feel so bad for your future daughter) You should.
Go make a story about a mermaid with a banana eating an elephant.
Be afraid. The nipples will attack you.
Oh, when we go to the grocery store today remind me to get some mean lesbians.
Hide from the joke, hurry!
Pull up your shirt, you slut.
Oh are you going to share my germs now? (Yes) ugh, now I'll have like 20 million germs.
(Are you ok?) Yeah... (I heard a bang) good for you, you can hear.
I can litteraly fit everything in the car except for my feet.
Are you fine with this? (Yes) Good, now imma change the channel.
No julia, that human has the vagina.
Pst, I was being sarcastic.
(I almost forgot how weird we are.) Why would you do that to your self?
All the sudden, I heard my my butt talking. And I was like what's going on??
Two "t"s in the butt!
