Nanoko Shiki: Whoa, is that a pineapple? Can I have some?
Hermit Turtle: -cue dramatic music- You want some? Where were you when I planted this under the heat of the sun? Where were you when the time of harvesting came and tons of snakes were in my way, when I suffered from the pain of carrying a whole basket of pineapples? WHERE WERE YOU?!
Shiki: O...kay? -walks out-
Cykopath: -walks in- Whoa, is that pineapple? i want some!!!
Hermit: -dramatic music- You want some? Where were you when I planted this under the heat of the sun? Where were you when the time of harvesting came and tons of snakes were in my way, when I suffered from the pain of carrying a whole basket of pineapples? WHERE WERE YOU?!
Cyko: Where was I? I was in prison cause I killed a greedy dude
Hermit: Ahhh, really? Then take some! You can have it all if you want! I still have some in the fridge
Cyko: -takes the pineapples- Works everytime~ -walks out-
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Gacha Randomness
HumorThis book contains mainly 5-6 star gachas (sry 3-4 stars), swearing, craziness, and a whole lot of randomness... WARNING: A tons of swearing, Sorry it just makes them better, not suitable for ages 12 and below #readatyourownrisk #donthate 😹 Disclai...
