Gacha Randomness

Cooking

DJ Lyte: Guys? Im hungry

DJ X: Hi hungry, Im Xavier

Lyte: X, Im serious

X: No you're not, you're hungry

Lyte: Ugh...whateves, Yo Phan! Got any food there?

DJ Phantom: No

Lyte: Can't you guys cook?

Lord Zeijur: My servants do it for me

Lyte: You don't have any servants

Cykopath: I can't cook

Lyte: Where are the girls anyway?

Cyko: They went to their "Girls Day Out"

Lyte: Im really hungry right now, DOES ANYONE HERE KNOWS HOW TO COOK?

X: Im gonna cook then!

Cyko: The last time you cooked the whole kitchen exploded

X: Thats my specialty tho...exploding stuff...and the kitchen just happens to be one of them

Lyte: We're gonna starve...

Candy Cane Cyko: Only you tho, I got my candy cane!

Lyte: You always have that candy cane like... 25 hours a day and 8 days a week, does it ever spoil?

C.C. Cyko: Nope, its immortal

Lyte: Coolio

Lyte's stomach: -growls-

Avenger Reed: Im leaving Lyte, the Cykos, X, Killios, Keitoku, Keito, Hermit, Reddox, and Phantom in the cooking duty

Killer Reddox: Where are you going?

Reed: To avenge my ice cream I accidentally dropped cause a certain dude bumped on me....Im gonna hunt him -leaves-

Hermit Turtle: He's an avenger alright...

Cyko: Ok lets do this!

Lyte: What should we make tho?

Keitoku: Hmmmmm....Lets make pizza!

X: Chili Pizza!

Hermit: Vegetable Pizza!

C.C. Cyko: Candy Cane Pizza!

Phantom: Okay, so the cook book says we have to prepare the ingredients first, what do we have?

X: Where did you get that cook book?

Phantom:...From the forbidden library

X: We have a forbidden library?!

Phantom: -shurgs-

Hermit: Okay so we have...leafy veggies, candy canes, chilis, red peppers, ice cream, a sunflower? What the heck? Meat, and candies..

Keitoku: Okay then... Hermit, you handle the veggies

Hermit: Kay

Keitoku: Keito and I will sort out the meat, the Cykos will handle the ice cream, candies and candy canes...

The Cykos: Yaaas!

Keitoku: Trash the sunflowers...thats not food

Killios: T^T

Keitoku: X and Reddox, you guys handle the chilis and red peppers, Killios will get the olive oil and everything we need for cooking...

Lyte: What do I do?

Keitoku: Sit in the corner

Lyte: Okay

-2 hours later-

Keitoku: What the fuck is this?

Lyte: -pokes the "food"- Its breathing

Reddox: This is worse than jail food

Phantom: You went to jail?

Reddox: Might've

Hermit: We're failures

C.C Cyko: So tru

Keito:....the fuck

-a limo crashes through the kitchen wall-

Grandmaster Claire: -Coolly comes out of the car- Yo

Creator Luni: And that is why I forbid Claire from driving!

Snowball Sylph: That was fun!

Melnya Kyuzo: The world is spining nya! @~@

Riku Kuroi: Heya boys! What up?

Keitoku: We cooked....

DJ Clover: You call this food?

Lyte: IDK

Phantom: You girls should have left us food before you left

Luni: Whaaa? I left Lyte some money for you guys to order some pizza

Everyone:-looks at Lyte-

Lyte: Whoops...I forgot...

Witch Melody: May you rest in peace, Lyte

Lyte: -runs for his life-

The boys: -chases him-

Luni: LOL