Shut up fatass [KyMan] {South park} [Kyle X Cartman]

You're gay?

shitty assholes are better then this ooc shit

Kyle walked up to cartman. "What the fuck do you want?" he said harshly. "Its nothing...much but hey Kyle i know...i really know how much you despiced what i did...to get two blacks together and im sorry but...its just" Cartman wiped a tear from his eye

"Blacks being together is...just so cute and so..so right" he smiled weakly wiping more fake tears not taking this serious

"Cartman you fucking made everyone think we're fucking gay you dumbass" "I know..but who said it wasnt true" he winked Kyle blushed "You're gay...?" "Turn the tables" "Fuck off douchebag" Cartman frowed but looked over again "Fine i think dicks are cool" Kyle looked at him confused "....so would my question mean yes...?" he said unsure Cartman only responded with a nod "Shut up" "I didnt say anything...?" "You're gonna rip on me"

"You cant rip on someone for being gay if you're also gay...."

Cartman looked over at him shocked but snickered "Does this mean the Jew is not only from Jersey and is ginger but they are also gay....this is what you get for not believing in god he made you shitty" "god dammit fatass shut up" "Are you seeing anyone?" "Huh? why the fuck would you wanna know?" "Im interested" "In what?" "In you" "I swear-"

Cartman interupted him "By the moon and stars in the sky-" "Cartman...-" Kyle was about to insullt him but he just laughed "Shut up fatass" he said through laughter

Cartman smiled and landed a kiss on the others cheek Kyle smirked "Is that all i get for dealing with your bullshit?" Cartman was going to respond before having his face smashed into Kyles

They pulled away fast before Cartman got an idea "Lets send a picture of us to Stan im sure he'd liked to know how high his best friend is" Kyle not giving a shit about thinking pecked his lips while flashing his phone on them he sent the picture with a reply that read

'........i thought the fatass was bluffing when he sang'

'Guess not ;)'

'And....and this is out of free will are u fine.....do i need to call your mom.? was this a bet...?'

'Yes and i knew you'd be supportive thats why i sent you this'

'...okay i guess the only way im not okay with this is you guys acting are fluffy and cute i dont need you guys changing gotit?'

'got it'

Cartman turned to face Kyle "I think i like you better when your not pissed and over thinking things" Kyle realised the situation "Oh fuck...i need to go my mom will break my legs if im not home" Cartman pat his head and held his hand "Come now Kyle".....Kyle was weired out but stuck with it and they walked home hand in hand