✦Creepypasta One Shots✦

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Triggers: My bad language oops also I mention frickle frackle like once (I sound like a cringey twelve y/o saying that kill me)

This is the second headcannon request for @schizotransboyluke ~!

I hope you enjoy it!

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This is the only time I'll be writing for ships unless stated otherwise
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Laughing Jack x Candy Pop relationship HeadCannons~

- oh boy, are these two a handful

- it's best to stay at least three countries away from them when they're together

- because oh my, will your ears bleed if you're not

- they're so goddamned loud

- it's either Candy obsessively winding Jack's music box, or manic laughter from both of them over something stupid

- they have sooo many inside jokes?

- honestly, if there's a grapefruit somewhere all it takes is for Jack to point it out in a low tone for Candy Pop to be in searing pain from laughing too hard

- can both speak in inside jokes it's aggravating

- they actually used to hate each other with the burning passion of every hellfire for whatever reason

- but now they're one of the closest couples you'll ever see

- haha gay

- Candy Pop is the more hyperactive one of the two, leaving L.J. To be the stereotypical 'emo' one although he only goes into emo mode if he wants something from his boyfriend

- it's perfect because their personalities fit together so well

- they both know how to cheer each other up at ANY time

- did I say gay because gay

- whatever the fuck species they both are, they're obviously superior to humans

- they find them so amusing

- at one point, they both done shitty stick and poke tattoos on each other because they saw some teenagers doing it

- Candy has jack-in-the-box on his left forearm and Jack has a jesters hat on his right forearm

- fucking gays

- the only reason they started officially dating was because they heard humans talking about it, done some research and realised that they already did everything a human relationship consisted of

- so yes, for a while they were having sloppy make out sessions, cuddling and having sex every so often when they still thought they were only killing partners

- 'every so often' who am I kidding? These two are at it every night lmao

- gAy

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Writing this was way out of my comfort zone so thanks for requesting it my dude. It's

it may be absolute bullshit because I've never done this before but I M  P R O U D  O F M Y  B U L L S H I T. 😤

Seriously though, I appreciate the request and I normally wouldn't have accepted it but I have a weak spot for Candy Pop because he's one of the lesser known characters so oops favouritism.

ANYWAY i hope you enjoyed this ('∀｀)

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FallenRevenge x
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