BTS is your... idk friend or boyfriend here you decide.
note:
spg - mildly sexual; contains innuendos and sexual references.
explicit language. parental guidance is- jOKE YOU DON'T WANT YOUR MOM AND DAD SEEING THIS DON'T YOU
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Jin
Jinnie: y/n
You: sup
Jinnie: the meat's hot.
You: wtf!?
You: JIN!
Jinnie: what!? what did i say!?
You: ...
Jinnie: Y/N, NO. WHAT I MEANT WAS THE MEAT I WAS COOKING FOR US OMG
You: oh okay
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Yoongi
SWÆG: yo
SWÆG: wanna see me fap
You: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOONGI
SWÆG: JFC I MEANT RAP THAT WAS A TYPO
You: pretty reasonable since r is right next to f
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Hoseok
Hobi: will you let me put it in your mouth
You: WTF
Hobi: oH GOD THE FIRST MESSAGE DIDN'T SEND
You: ???
Hobi: *sends screenshot;
if i bought you some food
will you let me put it in your mouth*
You: ohhh, okay
You: sure i love food
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Namjoon
Joonie: it's not even that hard and you still come to me.
You: uh...???
Joonie: oh wait that sounded sexual.
Joonie: i'm talking about school a while ago. you came to me at lunch asking about the formulas and stuff right
You: oh yeah
You: iT IS HARD
Joonie: sigh
Joonie: i'm gonna tutor you
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Jimin (for this, it's kind of like a call or smth. you two are playing a game.)
Mochi: it hasn't even started yet and we're already freaking out inside each other!
You: are you aware of how wrong that sounds
Mochi: the what
You: what you just said
Mochi: but i just said 'the what'
You: ugh nevermind
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Taehyung
Bwi: does it hurt when it goes in?
You: *weirded out* the wHAT
Bwi: oh i just realised how weird that seemed. i meant the tampon
You: o...kay? that doesn't really make a difference but idk, i don't use tampons.
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Jungkook
Kookie: y/n, do you know what's hard and in my hands rn?
You: JEON JUNGKOOK.
You: STOP.
Kookie: it's my homework jfc you nasty.
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just how many innuendos can you fit in one chapter lmao
