Bts Jokes And Scenarios (Tagalog)

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Passengers on a Philippine Airlines flight heard this announcement from the captain.

Capt. Kim Taehyung: Mga kababayan, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean

The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation but were somewhat comforted by the captain Taehyung's NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT:

Capt. Kim Taehyung: Mga kababayan, we at Philippine Airlines have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the plane.

Kim Namjoon: Galing, that's what i like about PAL, always has some contingency measures of some sort!, I hope they help me out coz' i definitely don't know how to swim.

After this announcement all the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing
in the ocean.

The captain once again made an announcement:

Capt. Kim Taehyung: Mga kababayan we have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers on the right side of the plane, open your emergency exits and quickly swim away from the plane.

Capt. Kim Taehyung: For all of the non-swimmers on the left side of plane...

Capt. Kim Taehyung: THANK YOU FOR FLYING PHILIPPINE AIRLINES