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North Norfolk is a beautiful, countryside location on the east coast of Great Britain. Fresh air, farms and beaches full of wildlife and gorgeous towns and villages, plus the ancient city of Norwich. Only one problem, where are all the other LGBT ki...

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First Gay Kiss

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by adventures_of_gay

Author: Lizzy

Hey so, this is a story about my ex-girlfriend, let's call her Sally.
Sally and I have a nice history, I guess, if you exclude April then yeah it's all fine...

(Not really)

Anyhow, regardless of whether we are still together; memories were made, things happened... bodies were explored.
I'd never kissed anyone outside of my family before Sally, I'd only ever had weak online relationships - which is probably not the best idea, since (let's call him Luke) was like three years older than me, which, when you're twelve, is a lot. Let's not talk about it that..
So, back to first kiss.
It happened at Sally's house, at about four in the evening,
We had met on yellow - a shitty dating app for teens. We talked for a week or so before she invited me round hers on Saturday the fourth of February, 2017.
I'm pretty sure it's sad that I remember that...

So, it may have gone one of two ways - I'm not quite sure which.
Either way it was truth or dare, breaking the ice, Netflix playing in the background.
My date was to give Sally a lap dance, and so I did, but I was being stupid and very unsexy on purpose because 1) it was the first time we met 2) how the fuck do you act sexy?
So she was sat on a chair, and I just plopped myself on her lap, more or less, then movements were made, and it was cool cool. And then we looked into each other's eyes and boom first gay kiss, flutters in your stomach (and other areas) and you're left pretty shaken but also wanting more. Thats the thing about relationships, you're always left with your lips numb wanting more...
So it either went that way or this way, Sally had a dare to do fifteen push ups and every time she went down she had to kiss me, she didn't want to do push-ups (who does?) so she basically just got on top of me and kissed me.
And that's all there is to it really.

The first time we made out it was flip side, I was on - yanno what, I'm gonna keep this to myself.

~Lizzy

Oh shit I just realised my grandma's name is Sally fuck my life...