Attack On Meme Theft

(A/N: This is my first fanfic, I know it's really short, but hope y'all enjoy it.)

The day humanity was doomed to fall was the day was the day that Sabrina joined the scouts. their fate had been long sealed, but this definitely made it official. and alas, it is that day that you, reader, will be subjected to.

A scout rode in on horseback to deliver an urgent message. "TITANS HAVE BREACHED WALL ROSE!" they yelled, as everyone in the area began to scramble and prepare to face what could possibly be their deaths. A new Scout, a girl named Sabrina, got out of bed, taking note of the fact that it was already noon. She got her gear ready, tied her hair up, and left the building. If there was one thing she hated more than titans, it was waking up. No, not just on days like this, just like, in general.

Sabrina was to go find the hole in the wall, among a group of other people, including Armin Arlert. They jumped on horses, and quickly ran out.

After scanning the wall, they found the hole easier than they expected, probably because it was literally 10 stories high and pretty impossible to miss. "LMAO WHO DID THIS 🤔😂😂😂👌 " Sabrina yelled.

"The titans? You literally know who did it. why are you like this." Armin said, confused. Whatever. They needed someone to fix the wall, and fast, but first and foremost, prevent the titans from eating anyone. They left the scene. The squad went to the nearest city, which was already under attack. Sabrina watched a titan punt a wooden post with a horse tied to it into orbit. "SAAAAME 😂😂💯😍 " she said. A slightly-more-horrified-than-before Armin yelled: "It's a wooden post?! In what way is that 'same'?!"

"Follow me for more relatable posts!!" Sabrina shouted, flying away on her 3DMG. And no one, not even for one million dollars, would ever dare to follow her.

After abandoning her squad leaving them to die, not delivering a message about the whereabouts of the hole, and avoiding being killed a few times, Sabrina came across captain Levi, about to fight a titan. The titan already had a dead person hanging out of its mouth, then sliding down its throat.It didn't look like it planned on stopping. "omg it's LITERALLY CAN'T BREATHE!1! 😂😂💀🙌 " Sabrina.... shouted. Levi looked over. How the fuck did she just say " 😂😂💀🙌 " out loud. in the midst of his confusion, the titan swept him up, and bit him in half, killing him instantly.

More titans were flooding through the hole, humanity was definitely outnumbered this time. Carnage was everywhere, no one could find the hole, and even if they could, there was no way to fix it. Sabrina was still somehow alive, but her "contribution" to humanity would end soon. The titan before her approached, and for the first time, Sabrina felt engrossed in fear. The titan grabbed her, and put her head between its teeth. As it bit down, she screamed "LMFAOOOO LITERALLY DYING 😂😂💀👌💯🔥😂 "

(A/N: All this for a pun? Yeah. Thanks for reading, I'd really appreciate any feedback.)