Teacher: Class alam niyo ba kung saan nakatago ang Yamashita's treasure? Ikaw Juan alam mo ba?
Juan: Yan ha! Basta may nawawala ako agad ang pinagbibintangan.
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Sa jeep
Pasahero: Para poooooo!
Driver: May bababa?
Pasahero: Ay wala po! Aakyat po ako. May 2nd floor po ba yung jeep niyo?
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Baby James: Yaya normal po ba ako?
Yaya: Oo naman baby, you're normal. Why?
Baby James: Yaya I'm so confused. My lolo is ninoy, my uncle is noynoy, my brother is abnoy, my dad is chick boy, my mom is iba-iba ang boy, and my ninong is tito boy. Hindi kaya....
Ako budoy?
BINABASA MO ANG
Read Then Laugh
RandomA COMPILATION OF TAGALOG AND ENGLISH JOKES. PAALALA: LAHAT NG JOKES NA NANDITO AY HINDI AKIN. CREDITS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER. ENJOY!
