Guardians of the Galaxy chatroom

Guardians of the chatroom

~Peter has entered the chatroom~

Peter: Hey guys. Check out these phones I found, we can contact each other with them!

~ Gamora has entered the chatroom ~

Gamora: Abendocuabenwnsbxkslwodn

Peter: Gamora press the letters on the screen. It's just like the ships controls.

Gamora: Ah. But I don't understand, we are all on the same ship? Why would we need to speak to each other through this device?

Peter: Cuz it's fun.

~ Drax has entered the chatroom ~

Peter: Hey, Drax.

Drax: Hello, Quill.

~ Rocket has entered the chatroom ~
~ Groot has entered the chatroom ~

Rocket: Hey guys.

Groot: I am Groot

Drax: Good! Now we are all in the device!

Peter: No, Drax, we're not in the phone...

Drax: This is not a phone!

Peter: It is actually

Rocket: God, do none of you understand technology?!? It's really not that complicated!

Peter: Exactly!

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Even the tree understands more than you people!

Groot: I am Groot.

Peter: Gamora are you still there?

Gamora: Why wouldn't I be?

Peter: You didn't respond to anything.

Gamora: I didn't need to.

Peter: That's not how chatrooms work.

Drax: What is a chatroom?

Peter: *facepalm*

Gamora: What do those stars mean, Quill?

Rocket: Fricking hell.

~ Rocket had left the chatroom ~

Groot: I am Groot.

Peter: ???

Drax: I know that symbol! That is a question mark.

Gamora: I still don't understand why we can't just go and talk to each other - oh! Hello Rocket.

Peter: What?

Gamora: Oh. He can't read this if he's next to me can he?

Peter: *sigh* No.

--- 3 hours later ---

~ Rocket has entered the chatroom~

Drax: Thank you for teaching us the ways of text Rocket.

Rocket: -_- yes you're welcome.

Gamora: Now we can use the chatroom to discuss important things. Like saving the Galaxy!

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: That's an awful idea.

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Yes it is.

Peter: How can you understand him when he's texting?

Rocket: He's sitting right next to me. He reads his messages out loud.

Groot: I am Groot.

Drax: I think we should go on an exciting adventure and kill some monsters.

Rocket: Great idea.

~ Rocket has left the chatroom ~
~ Drax has left the chatroom ~

Groot: I am Groot.

~ Groot has left the chatroom ~

Peter: But what about my chatroom...

Gamora: It's very nice Quill. But what about the monsters?

Peter: What monsters?

Gamora: I don't know. The ones the others have gone to find to blow up.

Peter: Okay. Let's go. *plays eighties music*

~ Gamora has left the chatroom ~
~ Peter has left the chatroom ~