~Peter has entered the chatroom~
Peter: Hey guys. Check out these phones I found, we can contact each other with them!
~ Gamora has entered the chatroom ~
Gamora: Abendocuabenwnsbxkslwodn
Peter: Gamora press the letters on the screen. It's just like the ships controls.
Gamora: Ah. But I don't understand, we are all on the same ship? Why would we need to speak to each other through this device?
Peter: Cuz it's fun.
~ Drax has entered the chatroom ~
Peter: Hey, Drax.
Drax: Hello, Quill.
~ Rocket has entered the chatroom ~
~ Groot has entered the chatroom ~Rocket: Hey guys.
Groot: I am Groot
Drax: Good! Now we are all in the device!
Peter: No, Drax, we're not in the phone...
Drax: This is not a phone!
Peter: It is actually
Rocket: God, do none of you understand technology?!? It's really not that complicated!
Peter: Exactly!
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Even the tree understands more than you people!
Groot: I am Groot.
Peter: Gamora are you still there?
Gamora: Why wouldn't I be?
Peter: You didn't respond to anything.
Gamora: I didn't need to.
Peter: That's not how chatrooms work.
Drax: What is a chatroom?
Peter: *facepalm*
Gamora: What do those stars mean, Quill?
Rocket: Fricking hell.
~ Rocket had left the chatroom ~
Groot: I am Groot.
Peter: ???
Drax: I know that symbol! That is a question mark.
Gamora: I still don't understand why we can't just go and talk to each other - oh! Hello Rocket.
Peter: What?
Gamora: Oh. He can't read this if he's next to me can he?
Peter: *sigh* No.
--- 3 hours later ---
~ Rocket has entered the chatroom~
Drax: Thank you for teaching us the ways of text Rocket.
Rocket: -_- yes you're welcome.
Gamora: Now we can use the chatroom to discuss important things. Like saving the Galaxy!
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: That's an awful idea.
Groot: I am Groot.
Rocket: Yes it is.
Peter: How can you understand him when he's texting?
Rocket: He's sitting right next to me. He reads his messages out loud.
Groot: I am Groot.
Drax: I think we should go on an exciting adventure and kill some monsters.
Rocket: Great idea.
~ Rocket has left the chatroom ~
~ Drax has left the chatroom ~Groot: I am Groot.
~ Groot has left the chatroom ~
Peter: But what about my chatroom...
Gamora: It's very nice Quill. But what about the monsters?
Peter: What monsters?
Gamora: I don't know. The ones the others have gone to find to blow up.
Peter: Okay. Let's go. *plays eighties music*
~ Gamora has left the chatroom ~
~ Peter has left the chatroom ~
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Guardians of the Galaxy chatroom
RandomI've seen loads of these for the avengers so I've decided to do one for the guardians of the Galaxy. May contain some bad language. Don't blame me, blame Rocket.