Random Facts About Turtles

A Turtle-y Introduction

Hello there.

I am Vexx, perhaps the only turtle on Wattpad.

Before we get started:

- The facts in here are true (mostly), as you would expect from a turtle writing about turtles.

- You probably shouldn't be reading this book if you want to keep your remaining sanity. Although, I suppose that if you already read my biography you don't have any sanity anymore.

- Someday, humans will fall and turtles will rule the world.

Got it? Okay. If you still want to continue, you ought to shield your eyes or something.

~ VexxTheTurtle