Brace yourselves.
Turtles. The slowest of all creatures. And yet they can hobble their way along at 3 to 4 miles per hour. Swim at nearly thirty miles an hour. Do the math for the non-American fellas who be using the metric system. (A/N: A lot more sensible, if you ask me.)
I really think slugs should be categorized as those lazy, slow things.
If you really wanna know? They walk—how do you describe, like, oozing—at 0.03 miles per hour...
And there you have it.
Heehhhhhnnnngggh? Turtle? Sloooo? Ha! *PPPFFFT* Young children... Askin' yer silly questions... Y'see, back in maiiiii day...
If you don't get the point of this chapter I would encourage you to review your previous schooling.
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Random Facts About Turtles
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