Random Facts About Turtles

An Average Turtle's Meal

Sea turtles:

FISHFISHFISH FISHFISHFISH FISH ALERT DEAD MARINE ANIMALS GET READY FOR THE KILL YOLO LET'S GO

Land turtles:

OMFG A CRICKET LET'S DO DIS LAND TURTLES ASSEMBLE

Much like humans, no?

Wait... you don't like crickets?

Get away from me.