Rick Sanchez x reader one shots

WELL SHIT ITS HAPPENING

H-Hey everyone errghhrp. As you can see the lazy writer hasn't updated in a while and She, yes She says that they're sorry.
Rick took a swig from his flask, holding it firmly in his hands.
W-well everyone looks like we're coming eggrhhrp back bitchesss!
He flew his flask above his head, liquid pouring from it has he stuck up both his middle fingers and air thrusted with his crotch
Lick lick lick my balls!!! Woo! We're fucking back bitch! Get ready (Y.N) for more sexual a-awkwardness and some weird adventures

Morty walked into the garage, seeing Rick yell as he air thrusted.
"Oh jeez... I-I'm gonna just leave now."

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YESSS I AM BACK...
Shit, sorry it took me a while to actually update this thing.
I'm a lazy shit bag that's why ;)))
This book has been getting a lot of good feedback, no, in fact it's been getting great feedback and I'm so glad that you all have enjoyed it so far.
I'll be coming back for definite most likely tomorrow since I have a day off school or... During the week!
Thanks everyone and I hope you all enjoy your days!

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