Short stories

Stupid tales Pt.1

Hi my names Mr Shu.
Yes you maybe familiar with me, I am Shu sakamaki from the anime Diabolik lovers and here to tell you my tale!
(WARNING: THIS IS POINTLESS AND STUPID!)

Onwards with my journey! I told myself.
But how wrong was I to do so, I was about to run into...a SNAKE!
"WHY IS A DEADLY CREATURE LIKE U ON MY COUCH!?" I boom at the foul creature.
He just looks at me and bows his head "I am Laito Sakamaki and may I say ur panties look fine today~" He chuckles.
I look down and say "I am wearing boxers!"
"Mhm" He squints his eyes at me.
I lay on the couch he's on after removing him from my venue of sleeping couchyness.
"Ah~Finally some rest" I lay my head back and close my eyes.
Suddenly something lands on my chest, I look down to see a teddy and a pigeon.
"Ah! More foul creatures!" I shout.
"I'm Kanato Sakamaki and I'm tired" the teddy whines and falls into my armpit.
"And I'm Reiji Sakamaki" The pigeon growls in grinder teeth.
He lays on my forehead.
"WHAT FOUL CREATURES LAY ON MY HEAD?!"
I close my eyes once more hoping to sleep, but suddenly I hear breathing beside my ear.
I look to see a white unicorn with magical f**king glasses.
"ANOTHER FOUL CREATURE?!" I yell.
"My name is Subaru Sakamaki! And may I say your dress is the ugliest thing I have ever seen!" He screams.
"You mustn't say such rude things!" Reiji speaks up.
"And why not, it's ugly isn't it?" Subaru glares.
"Well yes of course but u mustn't be rude to less fortunate!" Reiji falls asleep once again.
"Whatever!!" Subaru screams again and farts out rainbows and magically flies anyway.
I look around and see ANOTHER FOUL CREATURES "ITS A SQUIRREL PLAYING BASKETBALL BALL!!!" I scream.
He looks at me and shoots a hoop backwards "Yeah the names Ayato Sakamaki and I am oreo-Sama!!" He loudly says.
A TWO NA,ED SQUIRREL WHAT MAGNIFICENCES!!!

The end

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That was some random sh*t right there XD