Eren: *gets eaten by female titan*
Mikasa:We have to save him!
Levi: um...no, he's dead.
Mikasa: he's alive!
Levi: um...noooooo
Mikasa: she's holding him on her tongue! We can get him back! We have to!
Levi: yeah, I'll get him back for you and your crush on your adopted brother...you know how weird that is right?
Mikasa: ...
Levi: tch.
