Daddy!Levi x Mummy!Reader ~ Love Hearts [Modern AU One Shot]

~ Toys ~

        Walking in from downstairs with your fresh cup of tea, you smiled at the sight atop the king size bed you shared with your husband. There he was, kneeling on the mattress, wooden sword dropped to the floor in surrender as another smaller, wooden knife was pressed against his neck by one rascal, the other searching the 'treasure trove'; said place being the drawers under your bed.

        The first small pirate's words let you know the full story.

        "Alright, Captain Daddy, tell us where you hid the treasure, or your ship's sunk!" Since you needed 'Captain Daddy', you picked up his sword from the floor, (probably the sea), and stabbed the tiny human gently in the side.

        "I'm here to save Captain Daddy!" You declared triumphantly as your son appeared to be having some form of fit as he lay 'dying'. Taking your phone from your pocket, you flicked through a website as Levi slid off the bed looking more than a little disheveled. Making his way behind you, he leaned his chin onto your shoulder as you both examined the page.

        "Which one do you like most?" You asked, scrolling through your options.

        "Um... the red one." You clicked on it, while nodding silently to show you approved of his choice. Having been a parent for a good five years now, you should have known better than to stay in the same room as your boys when dealing with.. business. And cue your instant regret.

        "Mummy, are you buying something?" You tried to brush off both boys' curiosity with a disinterested 'yes', but children will be children, and children like to know things. "What is it?" You looked straight into the innocent eyes of your son, desperately searching for an answer. Luckily, Levi payed his due for you saving him earlier and piped up.

        "Toys. We're buying a toy." You briefly glanced at him in thanks, although your relief was short lived.

        "What for?" For fuck's sake. This time however, you had the answer.

        "Playtime." You smiled, feeling like a better person for not lying.

        "Is it a sword just like Daddy's?" You giggled before answering, hearing Levi also join in with a quiet chuckle.

        "Yep. It looks just like Daddy's sword."

~ Ext. Ending ~

        After putting the boys to bed you walked into your bedroom and straight up to Levi as he flung his shirt into the washbin. Draping your arms around his neck, you looked deep into his eyes.

        "Hey there, Captain Daddy." He chuckled, groping your butt, then humming in content as he continued to caress it.

        "That's either Captain or Daddy to you, Princess. Not both..." He placed his lips gently onto your ear. "So what name will you be using whilst begging tonight?"