I was thinking about you, me and that waitress

Chapter 1

"Leo... Leo?.. LEO? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?" Jason said. "Yes I am listening." I calmed him. "Well what is the last thing I said then?" He asked me. "How could I possibly know that when you don't repeat what you said?" I answered him while looking around. He sighted "I said that that over there is a godly looking waitress." He pointed his finger somewhere behind me.

We were in a Mexican restaurant waiting to be served. We were 'celebrating' that our friendship hit the 10 year milestone.
Hold on.. You know what? Before the story starts, let me give you some back story.

I am Leonardo Socrates Jones, my mom is a physicist but does philosophy as a 'hobby' besides it and my dad a mathematics teacher at a some university. Because of their love for these subjects the gave me this name longer than the neck of a giraffe. But friends call me Leo. I'm 17 and I have ADD in combination with what others call a 'enormous brain' although I'd rather say that I'm a bit faster in learning than the other kids.

The bear of a guy in front of me is my best friend Jason. He isn't as 'smart' as me but he is clumsy as fuck.. wait no that's not a good trait at all but never mind that. We've been friends since we were 7. He is a year older then me and once protected me from some bullies. So through his childish view on whats wrong or right we ended up as friends. See it like this: if there was a cat stuck in the tree I'd try to think of ways to get it out and he'd climb up the tree to get it out.

Now you know that lets continue with the story.