I was thinking about you, me and that waitress

Chapter 2

He sighted "I said that that over there is a godly looking waitress." He pointed his finger somewhere behind me. "Like.. she's so hot.. well... lets put it this way.." I turned around just in tims to see how she slipped and as she grabbed the counter of the bar in the corner we could see right into her wide cut working clothes.

"... diamond is no longer the hardest material" he finished his sentence. I started laughing out loud "DID YOU JUST MAKE THAT UP OR DID YOU HEAR THAT SOMEWHERE AND DECIDED TO USE IT NOW?" I asked him as the tears from laughing rolled down one of my cheeks. He started laughing too "DO YOU THINK SO LOWLY FROM ME? OFCOURSE I THOUGHT OF IT MYSELF!" as we laughed the waitress that slipped, the waitress he said that looked godly came over.

As she arived at our table she pushed her belly against the back of my head and put her hands on my shoulders "You weren't laughing at me, were you Leo?" She said with an irritated voice. "WOW WHAT?! HOW DOES SHE KNOW YOUR NAME LEO?" Jason asked confused. "Well she is my girlfriend, this is THE Mari I was talking to you about." I enlightened his tiny brain. "And no we weren't laughing at you babe, Jason here made a funny as fuck joke." I told her.

You guys are probably confuzled (yes you read that correctly, confuzled) about who this new character might be. Allow me to tell you. This woman is known by many names... or to be honest.. I just have a lot of nicknames for her. Her name is Mari and she has been my girlfriend for about 3 months now. Because if work and different schools Jason and Mari never got to meet and this story takes place in a time where mobile phones were just starting to rise up. We are in early 2000's where everone had a Nokia flipphone. So I didn't had a photo to show him (yet). Mari is a few months older then me but a few meters smaller, I can rest my head perfectly on hers without having to make myself bigger or smaller by standing on my toes or going trough my knees.

"Did you order yet?" She asked as she went through my hair with her hand, most people's hair would have been ruined but my hair always is unruly so it can't be ruined. Or like Mari says about my hair 'its messy, wild and sexy'. "Nope we haven't orderd yet" Jason said to deliberately disturb me telling you useless information about myself. "Well what do you two hunks want?" She asked while winking at me. "I'll have the taco of the day please" I said. "Coming up, and you Jason?" "Well I want something spicy so maby the jalapeño death?". And before you ask NO I have no idea why its called a jalapeño death and yes I know its a bit disturbing but don't mind it. "Okey then I'll bring it in a second." She said when turning around and walking away. All I could do is stare at her butt moving together with her legs. "You're right though, that is one hell of a body." I said to Jason a bit too loud. Mari heard it and turned around with a blushing face. 'Cute' I thought to myself, I need to remember that she likes to hear that she has a hot body.