Dreams do come true - [reader insert] x Dipper (DISCONTINUED)

The day

"Mom! I'm home!" I scream. My little brother, Ares, runs in and latches onto my leg. My mom named him Ares after the Greek God of War. Perfect name for a little boy.

Who's a complete annoyance.

"Hey, [name]! How's it goin'?" My stepdad, Richard (totally not ripped off every story in the universe) says as I walk to the kitchen.

"Bad. Some newbie started a fight with me." I say, grabbing a cherry cola.

"What'd you do?" He asks.

"Gave her a bad time." I say, showing him my black eye underneath my shades.

"That's the 5th fight this week! I'm gonna have to add another week to your grounding!" He says, following me upstairs. I turn around, giving him an L shape on my forehead (Like this:)

And walk into my room. He follows, grabbing my suitcase out of my closet.

"What are you doing, Richard." I say, staring at him.

"Start packing, I'm sending you to Gravity Falls, Oregon this weekend. You need to get away from the city for awhile, know what it's like to be a normal teenager." He explains. "Your going to stay with my friend Stanley Pines. There'll be kids there. And a job for you to work at."

"UGH WHY." I shout as I hastily pack my clothes. My stepfather watches me, amused.

"Because I want you to go there for the summer! Stanley Pines is a good friend of mine, and he might give you a few free knickknacks! You need work anyway." He says, going back down the hallway.

"I HATE MY LIFE! I WANTED EXCITEMENT, BUT I DON'T THINK GOING TO FUCKING GRAVITY FALLS IS EXCITEMENT, YOU DICK!" I scream at him.

"Watch your mouth!" Mom yells from the kitchen. I slam my door and flop on my bed.

"I just want a normal summer vacation...." I say.

~~that weekend, timeskip to Gravity Falls~~
I get off the bus, surrounded by nothing but forest and one red car. I walk up to it. A man with a fez comes out.

"Are you [name] [last name], Richard's kid?" He asks.

"Are you the fucker that's picking me up?" I comeback.

"I like you, kid. Get in." He says, getting back in the car.

"Totally not kidnapped-ish." I say, getting in the back. A chestnut haired girl is in the front seat, and a chestnut haired boy is in the back. I sit next to him. "So, he kidnapped you guys, too?"

the girl laughs. "Nah, this is our Great Uncle Stan! Or Grunkle Stan." She explains. The boy was reading a book that said '2' on the front. "I'm Mabel! And this is my nerdy twin, Dipper!" She says. The boy looks up from his book.