"LOL WHAT YOU LYIN," I laughed nervously, finally finishing my gasping session. "You can't be serious???" "i am completely serious," TEDWARD said, cackling like a hyena with diarrhea. "lolol your father gave me your hand in marriage for a dan and phil book and apple juice lolol"
"thAT was my MUM," I said in monotone. "DAMMIT MUM WHY YOU GOTTA BE SUCH A FANGIRL UGHHHH" "
"SORRY NOT SORRY I LOVE THEM MORE THAN I LOVE YOU," My mother screamed from somewhere off in the distance. I flipped her off like the REBEL I am!!! >:))))))))
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YOURE GROUNDEDDDD >:DDDDDDD
"DAMMIT MUM WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOO~~"
"I'M NOT HUMAN LOLOL YOU WRONG" MY MOTHER SCREAMED before running away to cry about some fanfiction (READ Phan™) or something like that lol.
"HEY," CORNCOB yelled at me, tearing his shirt off even though he hadn't HAD A SHIRT OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE. "YOU LITTLE SHIT I WAS TALKING!!!" "NO I WAS TALKING" TEDWARD said, grabbing me by the waist because that's the only place you can grab a damsel and NOT BY THE ARMS OR ANYTHING.
Suddenly, CORNCOB punched TEDWARD right IN THE GLABELLA because plot!!! "NO CORNCOB WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUD - " then he punched me in the GLABELLA TOO!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" I screamed verrrrrrrrrry loudly falling onto my bum.
THEN THEY STARTED TO PUNCH EACH OTHER VERY PASSIONATLEY BECAUSE THAT'S HOW FIGHTS WORK!!! I tried to make them stop but they were too strong and I was just a woman and everyone knows that women in fanfics can't be strong lolol
BUT THEN ...
THEY STARTED KISSING?!?!?!?!??
TO BE CONTINUED .........,.,.,.,,,..'
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Randomhello this is a hacker I will be uploading random stuff here like that one thing on that other story of hers :DDD
