THIS IS NOT MinZia :D

*sighhh*

I gasped in fear as Santino barreled towards me, teeth bared. Why hadn't he told me before that he was a werewolf?!? I could've killed him on the spot with my magical rainbow voo - doo powahs!!! "RRRAHAHHAGAGAHH," he roared, coming CLOSER and CLOSER with every second that passed. I didn't move, because everyone knows that all damsels in distress freeze up like opossums when threatened. "RAHRAHAGHHG," he came closer still!!! I gasped again, even though I hadn't stopped gasping for almost five minutes!!! I closed my eyes and waited for my certain doooooooom ...

When suddenly TEDWARD CULINARY and CAKECOB BLACKCOFFEE leaped into the scene out of nowhere, throwing Santino into the bushes!!! "OMG TEDWARD AND CAKECOB WUT U DOING HERE," I yelled, still gasping. "THX 4 SAVING ME LOLOL" "no problem honeycakes," TEDWARD purred, stroking my chin with his thumb. Don't ask me how he got there so fast lol. "HeY tEDwArD shE's MiNE" whined CAKECOB BLACKCOFFEE, tearing his shirt off in rage even tho he DIDN'T HAVE A SHIRT ON IN THE FIRST PLACE. "lolol y8ea right m8, she's my FIANCE" screamed TEDWARD

FIANCE!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!? I GASPED EVEN THOUGH I WASN'T DONE GASPING FROM THOSE OTHER 2 TIMES LOL

TO BEE CONTINUED ......,...