Essentially the title.
//Please note: You should not read this book unless you've seen "Hamilton: An American Musical" by Lin-Manuel Miranda. Thank you.\\
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(Hamilton sighs, sounding defeated. He looks at you, the reader.)
......... Do you like whales? If so, we can humpback at my place. Are you my little toe? Because I'm going to bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.
Fuck me, daddy/master.
(Hamilton proceeds to contemplate the meaning of his existence and the possibility of suicide.)
//Someone spam me with asks/dares. I'm bored and don't feel like reading through all the old chapters.
!["I'm Going to Regret This-" [Ask and Dare Alexander Hamilton]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/102686123-64-k502369.jpg)