What the Matsus (blank) (DISCONTINUED)

What the Matsus sing like (double trouble edition)

Osomatsu and Choromatsu:
As the music began to play, Choromatsu let out an annoyed groan. He really disliked singing with Osomatsu. Osomatsu handed Choromatsu one mic and held another in his hand. "Its a beautiful night We're looking for something dumb to do" choromatsu sang unenthusiastically. "Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you" Osomatsu sang loudly. "Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice.." Choromatsu sang, starting to blush slightly. "WHO CARES BABY? I THINK I WANNA MARRY YOU!" Osomatsu basically yelled. He was a bit drunk. "Oh, I know this little chapel on the boulevard we can goOoOOoOoOoo! No one will knoOoOww! Let's just run, girl~" Osomatsu sang, getting oddly close to Choromatsu's face. Choromatsu pushed Osomatsu away and dropped the mic as he walked off the stage. "Where you going, bro?the song just started!" Osomatsu called out.

Karamatsu and Todomatsu:
The pop music was blaring loudly as both of the slightly drunk brothers both grabbed a microphone. Todomatsu put the mic up to his lips and began to sing. "I'm a pretty pretty rebel~ No, you'll never find another girl like me!" He sang, slurring his words slightly. "I'm wanted on another level~ No, you'll never find a guy who bites like me" Karamatsu sang. "I called you on the phone and you're kidding! Uh-oh~" Todomatsu sang confidently. Both of the brothers moved closer to each other as they sang the chorus in unison. "I know you locked the door, won't let me in...no~
I'M GONNA CRAWL ON YOUR WINDOW AND NO ONE'S EVER GONNA KNOW
I'M GONNA COME AND TAKE CONTROL, YOU CAN'T LEAVE!
I'M GONNA START FROM DOWN BELOW AND I'LL BE DONE BEFORE YOU KNOW
I'M GONNA COME AND TAKE CONTROL, YOU WON'T BREATHEEEE!" The brothers sang, very very loudly. The music came to an abrupt stop as Ichimatsu had unplugged the karaoke machine. "You two are horrible." Ichimatsu grumbled as he walked away.

Ichimatsu and Choromatsu:
No one speaks about what happened that night. The entire crowd went deaf and they were both escorted out.

Ichimatsu and Jyushimatsu:
Neither of the brothers were drunk. But Ichimatsu was kind of wishing he was. "Why are we doing this?" He asked his younger brother. Jyushimatsu turned to him with a beaming smile. "Because it'll be fun niisan!" He laughed happily. The music started to play. Jyushimatsu handed a mic to Ichimatsu. Jyushimatsu sang first. "Pinky promise, I'll still love your garden! Even with no flowers! Even with no flowers! Aha!" Jyushimatsu sang. Ichimatsu sang hesitatantly. "Uhm...doctors orders, don't be broken hearted..." He sang in a low quiet voice. "Louder, niisan!" Jyushimatsu yelled with a smile. "T-time will still be ours, time will still be ours.." Ichimatsu sang a bit louder. Jyushimatsu pulled his brother close as they sang the chorus. Jyushimatsu's voice was much louder than Ichimatsu's. "Never thought that something, something so tragic could ever happen to or peaceful little perfect family!!" They sang together. Jyushimatsu's voice was booming compared to Ichimatsu's. "I promise! Promise to love you! You and our brothers and our neighborhood will always be this pretty!" Jyushimatsu sang, giggling a bit afterwards. Ichimatsu awkwardly avoided eye contact and seemed to forget he lyrics of the song. Or just decided not to sing anymore. "Eh?? Ichimatsu-niisan! Are you getting stage fright?" Jyushimatsu asked curiously.