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What's the Matsus sound like when they're having alone time (NSFW)

Osomatsu: Erugh... He doesn't even call it alone time. It's more like public time. The man has an orgasm every time he blinks. But he's rather silent when it happens. Accept he announces it every time it happens.

Karamatsu: It's not like I listen in on him or anything! But uh, I have heard him quite a few times. It's mostly grunts and moaning "Oh my hunny! Ah ah!" A lot. The weird thing is, I always can't find my hoodie during or after his after his alone time. I find it in the washing machine a couple hours after he's done. I'm not sure why though...weird.

Me? (Choromatsu):  Eheh, I like to think I'm pretty silent. But judging on how Osomatsu teases me afterwards, I don't think I'm actually that quiet...a couple of moans slip out okay--

Ichimatsu: I've actually never heard him before. I know he does it. But I've never heard him.

Jyushimatsu: Jesus fucking christ, the man sounds like he's screaming in there. Because he IS screaming. So animalistic and loud! It actually worries us quite a bit. Since we don't know if he's having a stroke in there or what. He tends to shout out "HOMERUUUNNN" When he finishes.

Totty: Mostly silent, unless he wants to be caught. When he wants to be caught he let's out loud pornstar moans and yells out things like "O-Oh Oh yeahhh~ mmm fuuck, babbyy  aahhh" When he's caught when he wants to be he'll ask who very caught him if they want to join.