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Ahh Australia the wonderful-

(HOLLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!!)

and beautiful-

(THAT IS NOT A FUCKING NON VENOMOUS SPIDER IT HAS FUCKEN FANGS)

...err environment with..

(HAWKZ HAWKZ HELP IM GETTING ATTACK BY A MASSIVE SPIDER HEEELLLLLPPP)

.......Fuck this documentary..

*walks to the bathroom*

......

(...)

ITS JUST A BLOODY DADDY LONG LEGS, IT HARMLESS!!!

(NO IT ISNT HOW THE FUCK IS THAT THING HARMLESS!!!!)

ITS FANGS ARE TOO SMALL TO PIERCE FLESH!

(HOW I KNOW THAT ITS HUGE!)

..You do know this is tiny compared to the females right?...

(WHAT?!!!!)

I feel like this would be a conversation that someone will had when's relative came over to Australia for the first time XD