Alex's POV
"AND WE CAAAANT STOP!!!" Me and Alex sang and everyone else was trying to shut us up. "AND WE WONT STOP!!!!!!!"
"ERR SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!!!!" Zelda yelled. We automatically shut up. You don't want to piss off Zelda... I shoved a sock in her mouth and put a finger to her lips. She tried to spit the sock in my face but missed and it hit Jack. He yelled and threw it out of the window. There was a long silence so I leant forward and turned on the radio. It turned out there was a Green Day CD in there and I smiled and listened to the words of Billie.
We got to a house.
No scratch that.
WE GOT TO A MOTHER JINXXING MANSION WHICH YOU COULD GET LOST IN AND THERE...THERE...THERE WAS A PUPPY IN THE FRONT YARD.
"AWW PUPPY!!!!" Zelda squealed and he ran up to her and she cuddled it.
"Haha, this is Misty." Rian told us. She had white fur with the odd black blob here and there. Her collar was diamond-encrusted and said MISTY ATL in pink gems. She was really cute. She walked up to me and woofed.
"Aww she loves you Alxy!"
"Alxy?" I questioned. "Well can I call ya Jackypoo?"
"NO!!!"
"Fine ya rude ass bitch ya can't call me Alxy then!"
"WELL WHATTA ME CALL YOU THEN?"
"MRS. VON VANITY!!!!!"
"NO!"
"YES!"
"NO WAY!"
"YES WAY!"
"GERARD WAY!"
"MIKEY WAY!"
"UM...UH...PETE WAY!"
"WHO THE FUCK IS PETE WAY?!"
"I DUNNO!"
"GUYS!!!" Zelda and Rian screamed at the same time. We shut our mouths.
"Sorry Mom, sorry Dad." We sighed and walked into the house.
Mansion.
Manson. Hehe.
We were both told to choose a room so we ran upstairs to find one. I found one right at the end of the hall on the second floor. It was pretty big with a wood floor and a bed. It had a red walk-in wardrobe and draws. There was a black lamp on a red desk and it had black walls. I put my small pink notebook laptop on the desk and I put all my clothes in the closet. I would decorate it later. I put my camera next to my notebook and put my phone on charge. It was some crappy Samsung make. I smiled to myself then went back downstairs.
"Lemme guess, the black and red one?"
"WARNING ALEX THE STALKER RED ALERT OH MY JINXX!!!!"
"Oh My Jinxx?" Rian asked.
"Um...Black Veil Br-"
"OMJ MY ROOM IS FUCKING NEON GREEN OMJ OMJ OMJ ALEX ER MAH JINXX!!!!" So much for me being a phsyco.
"If you fall down those fucking stairs I am not cleaning up your blood." I informed her.
"Be careful, you might 'Jinxx' it!" She quoted. I laughed and the guys frowned at our BVB Armyness. If that was even a word. Until Alex announced that we were having pizza for dinner if we shut up. So we did.
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We were sitting in the living room, eating pizza and watching Batman (I totally didn't breakdown and scream an beg for them to put it on) when Alex screamed out "TRUTH OR DARE!" and almost spilt his beer. We all screamed in approval and we sat in a circle.
So the rules were there was a can of beer in the middle of the circle. It started off with Zelda then it went round the circle. If we didn't want to do it we had to have a sip out of the can. So we started.
"So Zelda, Truth Or Dare?" I asked.
"Truth, you know me." She laughed. Before I could come up with anything good Jack butted in with the classic :
"Are you a virgin?" Haha. I clapped my hands sarcastically.
"Wow very original Jack. Very original." She reached into the middle and took a sip of the beer. I knew her past which was similar to my own but a little less tragic and it didn't go on for so long. I'm not saying that that makes me any more important.
"Well then Alex t-"
"Dare." He sounded very certain.
"I dare you to sing Justin Beiber very inthusiasticly only wearing your underwear and let me post it on twitter." He hesitated for a while but then he did what he was told. I set up the camera and he sang it like a boss. Or an over obsessed beliber. I posted it and he frowned then dressed again.
We had a great night just doing dares until I said I was tired and went up to my room. To be honest I wasn't I just didn't want the questions to get any more personal than they already were. I changed into batman PJ's and removed my make-up then I went into my bathroom and automatically threw up all of my food. I have done it so many times that after exactly an hour of eating I have to chuck my guts up.
I got into bed and played on my phone until I fell asleep.
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