Big Boogey Adventure

chapter 3

Soon enough, they were on a boat going by the River Styx.

"Cindy said 'Move in with me until you find your own place and a new job'," Penn complained. "Cindy said, 'We owe each other a lot because we save each other's lives when it matters most.' Cindy said, 'There's nothing wrong about living with me, I have a pet possum', oh, I HATE CINDY!"

"If you don't shut up right now, I'LL DO IT FOR YOU!" Lil threatened.

"Whoa, someone is a little cranky today." Penn commented.

"Her significant other is being stolen, how would you feel?" Cindy asked as she rode on Penn's back as usual.

"Cindy, please, every time you're on my back, I end up breaking it," Penn sighed as he put Cindy down. "Have you been gaining weight?"

"I am not! I weigh less than you." Cindy replied.

"Uh-huh..." Penn doubted that.

Fred Fredburger was also on this ship as well and was wearing a Hawaiian shirt. "Hey, guys, are you going to the Grand Canyon too on this cruise ship?" he then asked.

"No." Mandy replied.

"Tommy, I love these guys," Dil smiled to his brother. "They are letting me be apart of his crew!"

"Oh, brother..." Tommy sighed.

"This is the best day ever!" Dil cheered.

Zora hugged Mike and giggled. Mike growled and rolled her eyes in annoyance of Zora.

"That's it!" Lil snapped. "I'm going to kill that harpy right now!"

"No, Lil." Kimi said as she held her best friend back.

"Why not?!" Lil snapped. "She's taking Mike from me, give me one good reason why I shouldn't rip her beating heart out of her chest and eat it while she watches?!"

"Because if you do that, the Boogeyman will do something drastic to us." Arnold replied.

"Can't you see what she's doing to my Mike?!" Lil reminded him.

"We know, Lil, but you need to chill." Tommy told her.

Lil growled as she folded her arms and sat down as Zora kept stealing Mike from her.

"I can't believe you got me fired, Boogey!" Grim glared at his childhood enemy. "Why did you bring me here?"

"Your stay here will be as brief as your lives." Boogey replied.

"WHAT?!" Everyone else asked.

"You've gotta be kidding." Chuckie said.

"But we still get the buffet, right?" Billy asked.

"I'm not hungry, yo!" Irwin cried out.

"Me neither," Sam added. "I WANNA GO HOME!"

"Well, who's gonna be the Grim Reaper if I'm not the Grim Reaper?" Grim asked.

Boogey snapped his fingers to show a portal of a certain 10-year-old Japanese girl in a black robe with the scythe.

"Oh, hey there!" Kuki smiled. "It's me, Numbuh 3! I just wanted to thank you again for giving me this opportunity. Thanks to you, in addition to my charity work and love of Rainbow Monkeys, I can also now reap the immortal souls of grown-ups! COLLECTING MY DARK HARVEST WITH A COLD, IRON BLADE!" she then giggled innocently. "Yeah, that'll be fun!"

Boogey snapped his fingers and Kuki was sent back.

"Numbuh 3 is the new reaper?!" Cindy gasped.