You stole...
Aries: Slenderman's diary
Taurus: Offenderman's hat
Gemini: Ben's hat and video game controller
Cancer: Laughing Jack's candy ( both poison and unpoison LJ then baries you alive in candy)
Leo: Jeff's nife ( what kind of flowers do you want for your grave??)
Virgo: Sally's stuff bear
Libra: Toby's waffles ( I'll play your favorite song at your funeral)
Sagittarius: Masky's cheesecake ( Do you want fireworks at the end of your funeral?)
Capricorn: Hoodie's hoodie... ( do you wanna be barried with anything?)
Aquarius: Your not suicidal so you didn't steal anything
Pisces: Jane's hair products ( Jeff gave you a high five for that)
Scorpio: You stole Homicidal Liu's virgi... Kidding you stole his scarf (Jeff laughs as you run away from a very angry Sully/Liu)