Your worst enemy, and why
Aries: Slenderman, he grounded you for a week.
Taurus: Jane The Killer, she killed your pet.
Gemini: Jeff the killer, he dyed your hair pink.
Cancer: Zalgo, he ate your food
Leo: Zero, she burned all ur porn magazines and deleted your fan accounts.
Virgo: Homicidal Liu (Sully), ur not enemies with Liu only Sully, he called you fat and worthless.
Libra: Ben Drowned, he broke your hand when you won at Smash Bros against him.
Sagittarius: Laughing Jack, he killed your sibling.
Capricorn: Eyeless Jack, he stole ur kidney.
Aquarius: Smile dog, he bit you.
Pisces: Sonic, he's just an Asshole.
Scorpio: Trenderman, he burned your clothes and made you wear nothing but pink and yellow for a week.
