We go to the bathroom. Vince VanGay looks Sam Straiton in the eyes.
"I want to sit inside his face" thinks Vince
"No, I'm straight"
"If you're straight why did you touch my bum"
"because that's what my football couch did to me two years ago"
"Oh my god"
"Yeah, wanna go to the washroom"
"Yeah J have to poop"
"Me too"
After hey do their business, Vince touches Sams bum
"That's gay"
"Not if I play football"
"You're not my football couch"
"Today I am, today I am straight"
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My Straight Best Friend
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