Spoby One-Shots

Get To Know Me Tag

I didn't get tagged but I don cur so here is my Get To Know Meh Tag💙💿💎

What is your real name?
I would be Chloe, but you already knew that because I don't use a fake one... but if I did it would be Mars. And my drag queen name would be Vodkka. You're welcome.

How old are you?
I will be 16 in June. (And I am such a Gemini it's not even funny)

Where do you live?
Creeptey question... I'll be vague so no scurry people hunt me down and are like "I HATE YOUR STORIES."
I live in the US and I was born in Los Angeles California and moved away when I was 5 but I will forever consider myself a Californian.
(Queue SNL Californians theme)

Write something in your mother language:
YAS, BETCH. HUNTY BE POIFECT.
I have no idea what I'm saying, I am English but I make up a zillion words and have way too much fun doing it.

How tall are you?
I am 5'2. I know, crazy short. BUT, I LOVE BEING TINY.

What's the first thing you notice about people?
Their smile. And if it's genuine. It's cool if it's not, though, cause I hate meeting people, too. (Aaaaaaanxitey)

How would you describe your fashion sense?
I think it's amahzing, personally, if I can be a tiny bit vain. I love me a good jumpsuit and DENIM. FREAKING DENIM IS MY BÆ.

What are your two biggest obsessions?
Television and making people laugh. I just love to laugh and I love when other people laugh. Laughing is phenom. It's the best thing ever. ALSO TROIAN. AND ZOOEY. AND FOOD. AND MY FRIENDS. How many obsessions can I name without getting in trouble with this tag?

What is your favorite animal?
Panda. I effing love pandas and always have.

What is your favorite movie?
Dear god, could there be a harder question for a movie human?
Back to the Future, Heathers, The Princess Bride, Beetlejuice, Edward Scissor Hands, (can you tell I like Winona Ryder?) Anything Alfred Hitchcock but probably Rear Window, Spirited Away, Ace Ventura Pet Detective, High School Musical, Lilo And Stitch.

What are some of your favorite shows?
Nope. I was wrong, this is the hardest one. Get ready for a looooooong list.
New Girl, Buffy, Psych, HIMYM, PLL, Friends, Stranger Things, Great British Baking Show, Arrested Development, New Adventures Of Old Christine, Twin Peaks, MST3k, 13RW, Raising Hope, Lost, AHS, Kimmy Schmidt, Alias, Angel... and I'm totally forgetting some.

What is your OTP?
SPOOBZ FOREVER, DUDE. Also Spuffy-BTVS, Tillow-BTVS, Ness-New Girl, Shules-Psych, Swarkles-HIMYM, Marshpad-HIMYM, Mondler-Friends, Jancy-Stranger Things, Skate-Lost, Vaughn and Sydney-Alias, Fresley-Angel.

What is your favorite thing about yourself?
I think my creativity, and my utter weirdness, hunty. And my Schmidt impression. And my synesthesia.

What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
Probably how I always feel the need to correct people, especially with lyrics. And my anxiety disorder😕😂.

What food is your absolute favorite?
Pizza. And french fries. And lettuce.

Who is the best singer you've heard?
Zooey Deschanel, Marina Diamandis, Zella Day, Janel Parrish, Lady Gaga and of course, Troian Bellisario. Seriously, they angels.

What is your favorite song?
Ridding in my Car by She & Him (Zooey,) Stay Awhile by She & Him (and basically every She & Him song,) EVERY SINGLE MARINA SONG EVER, SERIOUSLY. (Horror Pop is a personal favorite.) Hey Girl by Zooey Deschanel, Man on the Moon by Zella Day, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John, Sea of Love sung by Troian Bellisario. Literally every song that makes me dance and feel like a 70s goddess. I have too many. I also love to make lists.

Who is your favorite YouTuber?
Bunny (Grav3yardgirl,) All them Clevver girls (Lilz, Joslyn, Erin.) Rhett and Link (GMM,) Cristine (SimplyNailogical)

What's the weirdest thing you've seen on YouTube?
Everything.

What's your favorite/least favorite subject at school?
I effing love school and I always have, so everything, but probably photography. And I'm not taking about digital cameras or phone cameras, yatches. I'm talking Twin Lense Reflex cameras and all film only film and developing in the darkroom.

What is your favorite book?
Hitchcock - Truffaut and the original Alice In Wonderland.

Tell about an embarrassing thought you usually have in your head.
I wouldn't go up there if I were you, everything is very inappropriate. Millions of innuendos.

What's your favorite video game?
I swear to god I'm not copying you, ashadymotel  but Until Dawn and Fran Bow. Anything with a deep story that makes you go, "What even?"

Are you in any kind of relationship?
A real one that's not with actresses twice my age? Nope. But I have a very rich imaginary life with Troian, Jennifer Garner, Courteney Cox, Zooey Deschanel, James Marsters and Michael Vartan.

Cats or dogs?
Oooooooooooooummmm....both? Neither? I have cats now and I've had two dogs but I'm gonna say cats....but I love dogs, too.

Tea or coffee?
Oh, god. Neither. WATER FOREVER. I'm never not drinking water. I most likely drink way too much water.

What is your favorite candy?
NONE. No candy, please. I have to choose? I don't like candy, but sour.

What is your favorite fruit?
I love me a lemon.

When did you start writing a why?
Last year I just thought, "Ehh, why not." I love reading fanfictions and I've always had a passion for memorizing lines of episodes so I figured why not write my own.

When did you last laugh out of the blue?
Like ten minutes ago. Like I said, I love laughing.

So that was great fun...😂 Everyone whom reads this is tagged because I love yal and I would love to learn aboat you❤️ -Very Much Regretting The Decision To Post This Chloe😂🐳