A drip of acidic venom drops from Deedee's fang, it falls onto a piece of hardened plastic and melts right through
Lina: Shiiiiiit
Deedee: I know right, I can't wait to bite someone
Lina: We haven't hung out in a while because we've been so busy with our boyfies
Deedee: True that, we should go hunting today, I want to comatose someone
Lina: Ugh my fangs are tingling for fucking blood but remember I can't be out during the day..
Deedee: Oh fuck yeah.... I always forget you're allergic to the sun
Lina: That's the only annoying part about being a vampire
Deedee: What about a spell that can make you a daylight stone?
Lina: Ever since I turned I'm unable to access my witch powers
Deedee: Damn that fucking sucks, I don't want to go alone.. I want you to be there when I comatose my first victim
Lina: I need to see it, just wait until tonight and we can steal Rick's portal gun and go into a random town
Deedee: FUck yeah cunt
Suddenly the door smashes open and a head flies through and hits the wall behind Lina and Deedee causing blood to splatter everywhere
Deedee: WHAT THE FUCK
Landon: Uh whoops.. Landon says entering into the room that now has blood everywhere
Lina: What the fuck Landon?
Landon: Well me and Rick were playing head soccer...
Lina: WHat the fuck is HEAD SOCCER!?
Landon: Okay well you decapitate someone and start kicking around their hea-
Lina: Oh that's right I forgot to tell you I don't actually care, she interrupts
Deedee: Great and now I have blood all over me AND I JUST HAD A FUCKEN BLOOD BATH BEFORE
Lina: Oooh I'll lick it off you. Lina insists as her veins begin to pulse under eyes and her fangs come out
Landon: NO WAIT! I don't know how old that body is but it was in Rick's corpse collection and th blood might be off
Lina: How does it even have blood if it's apart of Rick's collection? We drain all the bodies of blood before we give it to him
Landon: How the fuck am I supposed to know? Just don't lick that shit
Lina rolls her eyes and continues to lick off all the blood on Deedee's face but is interrupted by her uncontrollable gagging
Lina: Ew that's fucking rank
Landon: HAHAHAHAHAHA I TOLD YOU DICKHEAD
Lina: SHUT UP I'M HUNGRY
Landon: Well I have perfectly good dick right here if you-
Rick: And I have a perfectly good portal gun here to clean this shit. Rick interrupts as he enters the room
Deedee: RICK!
Rick: Hey babe. He then pulls out his portal gun and aims at the now splattered head, he shoots and makes the head disappear
Landon: Now all we have to do is clean it up
Lina: Right well you can have fun with that because me and Deedee are having an "us" day
Landon: Who the fuck is Deedee?
Lina: Um what the fuck, right here. Lina says pointing to Deedee
Landon: Ohhhh, you mean Medusa?
Lina: Oh shut the fuck up
Deedee: Yeah fuck off Landon. Deedee adds, she then gives Rick a kiss and leaves the room giggling with Lina
Day turns to Night.
Deedee: Shhhhh, Rick might here us
Lina: I'm being as quiet as I can
Deedee: He never lets people in his lab unless he's in there with them
Lina: Do you know where the portal gun is?
Deedee: It should be in his safe
Lina: Um.. Do you know the passcode?
Deedee: No fucking shit, he just doesn't know that I know
Deedee enters the lab followed by Lina, She walks up to Rick's safe and begins pressing different codes to open it, after 30 different numbers entered the safe successfully unlocks and opens.
Lina: What the fuck, how do you remember that?
Deedee: heheheheh I have my ways
Deedee takes out the portal gun and looks at the settings
