THE MORNING AFTER

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Lina wakes up on the floor in Landon's arms, she struggles to open her eyes from the massive hangover she has, she's surrounded by nothing but dead bodies and the vague sound of Rick and Deedee still giggling on the stage.

Lina: Landon?
Landon: Huh? What? He says shocking his eyes open
Lina: It's morning you fuck
Landon: FUCK, he says grabbing the left over bourbon bottle and drinking whats left
Lina: Do you even get hangovers?
Landon: With the amount I drink, hangovers don't even exist for me anymore

They get up and begin walking over to the stage while having to step over the thousands of dead bodies they had killed last night. Rick and Deedee are still up pulling cones and giggling loudly at random shit.

Lina: Oi you fucking speds
Deedee: Heyyyyy Lina, Deedee says giggling with her blood shot as fuck eyes
Lina: I'm guessing you guys didn't sleep?
Rick: Hahaha NUP
Rick takes notice of all the dead bodies scattered everywhere
Rick: Holy fuck I didn't think you guys would kill that many people... Is that everyone?
Landon: I have no fucking idea, all I know is that I'm still thirsty
Lina: Fucking same, how are we gonna clean all this shit up?
Rick: -burps- don't worry I got this

Rick jumps up and pulls out his portal gun and begins shooting it at all the thousands of dead people laying on the floor, they begin disappearing one by one.

Lina: How are they all gonna fucking fit in your corpse dimension?
Rick: D-don't worry I have my ways -burps-
Deedee: wooooohooooo the more bodies the more poison! Deedee yells then begins pulling a cone from the bong

After a long fucking time making all the bodies disappear, Rick finally finishes getting rid of them all, blood is still scattered all over the walls and floors of the warehouse.

Rick: Aight, you guys can clean the rest of this fucking mess since you made it
Landon: Fuuuuuuckk, Landon says pulling out another bottle of bourbon and opening it
Lina: WHere the fuck did you even get that from
Landon: Shhhhh-ut up
Lina: At least give me some you fat cunt
Landon: Of coarse babe, but only if you can get it
Landon holds up the bottle of bourbon in his hand teasing Lina as she tries to grab it, but she's too short
Lina: FUCK YOUUUUU
Landon: Yes please baby fuck mE

Landon laughs sarcastically and starts sculling the bourbon, Lina quickly grabs the bottle off him and vampirically runs to the other side of the warehouse

Lina: HAHAHA SUCK SHIT, She shouts as she starts sculling the bourbon
Landon: YOU LITTLE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, Landon yells back as he vampirically runs after Lina

They vampirically chase each other around the warehouse hissing at each other with their vampire faces while Rick and Deedee watch in entertainment. After around 16 minutes Landon finally gets his half finished bottle of bourbon back.

Landon: Cunt I'm too fucking drunk and lazy to clean up all this shit
Lina: Can't we just leave this dimension and clean it another time?
Rick: Fucking hell, I'll just make a bunch of Rick clones to clean it later
Deedee: aw fUCK YEAH

Rick then shoots his portal gun back to the basement and they all jump in, they go back upstairs and chill in the hot-tub passing the bong around and trying not to spill any of the weed, they all end up passing out naked in the hot-tub together, once again fucked off their faces.



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