Okay, so Loren... Oh wow, i dont even know where to start. He (yes its a he, its a weird name i know) is so weird... Hmmm, let's start off with the summer of 1289. He and i were chillin in the desert, Kind of ... not really chillin, since we were stranded there with no water. ITS NOT MY FAULT OKAY! Loren decided to pull a prank on our principal in undertree institute for the teaching of magic, and so forth, we were stranded in the middle of the desert as a punishment.
Your probably thinking "what the hell did this guy do?" Well, he was a guy thats how. Our principal was pretty attractive, even for an elf. So, Loren decides it would be funny to strip the principal nude infront of the class one day, as a... "gift" to the students before summer break. I swear i wanted to kill Loren... that bitch... trust me, the principal was one FINE peice of ass, but to be stuck in the middle of the desert for 11 weeks with no magic?? No, we werent going to die, the spell she had on us was so that we would be kept BARELY alive, and we would have one drink of water each day.... but i swear, if i would have had the energy to kill Loren, i would have.
Nonetheless, he was my friend. and friends stick together. but that doesnt mean you cant bitch slap your friend everyonce and a while, remember that, okay? Dont let anyone tell you wrong! even if you are wrong, your still right! oh wait never mind, ignore that. if your wrong your wrong, you idiot.
Loren had a tendency to be... a perverted asshole. He once walked up to MY girlfriend and said "Hey baby, See those tits right there? below your chin? i want them." and then gives her his number and walks off. Who the fuck does that?? For real?? only a true perverted asshole, thats who.
Oh, and on another note, lets not tell Loren i said any of this okay? i thinks its best if he doesnt find out.... he ... he's not exactly the best guy to mess with. HAHAHAHA. Just kidding, i had all of you fooled. you lil' bitches ! hahahahaha. Loren is the easiest guy to mess with, you wont have any problems. So go for it! i mean, if you have the balls to mess with a 5'1 guy...... and if you DONT have the balls to do that well.... then i guess you dont have balls. which sucks.
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A Pain in the Ass: In the Mind of an Immature Immortal
HumorDO i really need to explain this to you? the title isnt enough? wow, you really do need help... but ill do it, because im "nice"... So, this story , or collection of stories, is about my thoughts about people. whether it be people you know, or peopl...
